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Childless parrot lady. 🦜 I'm tired.
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Yup!

I know that I need to do one of these sinus rinse things... but I just can't physically make myself actually go through with it. 🤢

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Dear @fetterman.senate.gov, disrespectfully, EAT SHIT. I am beyond embarrassed that I enthusiastically voted for you. 🖕🏼

👏🏻 Katarina Stratford 👏🏻

We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics. What a tragically stupid country we are.

You know what would be great is if these weird assholes could get to know exactly one trans person and see that they're just people trying to get by like everyone else

We could’ve had Tim 😭

Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares: You have no standards! Where’s the quality of your food?!? Me, eating microwave Mac N Cheese: Yeah! Where’s the standards??

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This was basically impossible. I'm pretty confident that at least two of these categories should involve the Spice Girls.

Gotta love the British press.

Someone said that Mark Zuckerberg is the human equivalent to a hotel room cuck chair.

Why the hell does Melania Trump look like the Hamburgler?

Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade

“But our data!” Is the new “Her emails!”

Stay engaged, stay informed. We cannot let the authoritarians win