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Data and Existential dread since 1994. Beer Obsessive. Principal Consultant & databricks SME. Always need more sleep. Work with Azure & Microsoft Fabric.
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Did you know ℹ️ The Databricks Scotland Meetup has a @Sessionize.com page to submit sessions. 🙌🏻 Come speak to the Databricks community 🎙️ Send us your session + dates: buff.ly/4gJacIz Join the meetup: buff.ly/3C1mrRs #datacommunity #Databricks

Heck, are you American? You need ssd.eff.org in you life. Like right now.

He shouldn’t have missed 🤷🏻‍♂️

BlueSky People. What is your favorite song of the last 6 months?

if you're a journalist who questioned whether that Nazi salute was sincere you should get a job as a barista or something

Who’s going to tell him

So tech people, what is the next best phone/cloud setup that I can own my own encryption keys. Preferable low friction for family roll out too. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

Wrote a really sick devops pipeline config today

This just shows how weak and corrupt he is. A EO can’t make it not your fucking fault, dumbass.

Cheers

If you want to protect yourself then you can use this VPN. mullvad.net/en You can mail them cash to an address with a generated randomly generated token written on it. So they never know a single detail about you.

Use Signal to talk about protests Use Signal to talk about your wordle score Use Signal to talk about abortion Use Signal to talk about your mom's knitting club Use Signal to talk about parties Use Signal to talk about gender affirming care Use Signal to talk about the weather Use Signal

Take back your attention.

And now we get to witness The End Of America’s empire. Painful, brutual and despicable but everything comes to an end. open.spotify.com/track/5VHRFA...

Today of all days.

Really interesting talk about some trival vulnerabilities in a Microsofts Threat simulation capabilities and Purview. youtu.be/uowTmPomYcg?...

Just remember - you don’t need to watch the news today, if it’s going to be a bit much for you. I know I won’t be.

LLMs have boiled my brain. In both a good and bad way.

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Hire car has broken down. 😂

Here's the sun setting in the smoke of up to 5 wildfires behind an island the fossil fuel industry built to hide their oil drilling derrick. If you're into symbolism. Taken at 4:52pm today in Long Beach, CA

Me: I was in a car accident and now my upper back hurts but it's not an emergency. I just need assessing and referring . GP: You need to goto A&E, we won't give you an appointment here. A&E: Don't come here, we are too busy and you should only come if you're in life threatening circumstances.

It's 2025, I can control everything from my lights, the heat of my smart coffee mug to my Dyson Fan from my Apple Watch. But I can't get a GP appointment digitally.

Proud (& bewildered) to be listed in the top 1000 Active Speakers on Sessionize for 2024. sessionize.com/most-active-...

Some interesting YouTube comments youtu.be/z_pPJvLjNrk?... around AI. I’m not sure I can make it more clear

Tech oligarchs have no morals and don’t care about normal people. Who could have seen this coming? *2016 tattooed on forehead*

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

Today marks the anniversary of when the convicted-and-soon-to-be-sentenced felon — who will be sworn in as 47th POTUS — ordered a violent insurrection at the Capitol, endangering the lives of law enforcement & members of Congress + their staff & families, just so he could stay in power. #NeverForget

This offer is still open to anyone btw.

Just a reminder when people say the government can’t run any efficient public services. Cameron got rid of it sharply though and its all now collapsed back into public ownership www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014...

Becoming a new years tradition is this beer

Neo-Nazi MAGA lunatic Laura Loomer has been permanently banned from Bluesky. I love it here. 💙

Didn’t even like my car anyway

I canceled Spotify Premium this year and switched to Tidal, and it has been so much better www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

My New Year’s Resolution. What’s yours?