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Chicagoan. I’ll probably complain about my clients a lot. It’s because they’re stupid. I mostly watch women’s sports, but also #COYS
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The only time I have ever even considered using AI to do anything is when it comes to my annual objectives in my company’s performance review process. Literally no one cares and no one reads it, which makes it the perfect thing to use AI for.

Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

Any public figure who said “both” in Chicago would be hunted for sport

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

I needed to read this today. Thought someone else might need it too.

can ppl stop screaming about WW3 the thing about world wars is to start one you need countries to go to war that have friends who also want to go to war for their buddy, not 2 countries led by guys whose own wives refuse to talk to them

*sigh* Okay, whatever. I just want to be killed in the first strike.

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

Friends, if you don’t watch Dark Winds, you should. One of the best dramas out there right now.

I used to think Chicago would never vote red but if this grade-A asshole is the Dem nominee, there’s a chance that it will.

It’s good to remind people that there will be a time after this one, and that they can expect accountability in it.

Ask your doctor what treatment the supreme court decided is right for you.

I resent REM for misleading me to believe that when it was the end of the world, I'd feel fine.

The claims that McIver, Padilla, and Lander were committing assault should make you question every other time LEOs claim assault or resisting arrest, if you weren’t already.

Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.

*sigh* We never learn, do we?

There is always a tweet.

I’m pretty loose-y goose-y when it comes to contracts. (I handle 125-150 of them a year and they’re only half of my job so I kind of have to be.) But the number of yikes I have uttered reading the changes made by the attorney for this large and prominent university has been VERY high.

I know mass market paperbacks are just as cheap to make as trade paperbacks but I really miss having books small enough to easily fit in a small purse.

It’s a really dark day to be in the Twin Cities. I spent it going to bookstores with my friend.

"Good evening. Our top story tonight:"

Just finished A Drop of Corruption by Robert Jackson Bennett and while the story is amazing, the characters riveting (as always), and the mystery elusive (in the best way) it was the author’s note at the end that almost had me in tears.

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

I’m in my final FODMAP food trial (it’s been a long-assed 3 months) so I bought myself the Switch 2 as a little treat. Way to go, me!

Time to post it again.

It’s the Friday before a long weekend so it’s time to do the dance with my clients where they send me a bunch of stuff today hoping they won’t have to worry about it until Tuesday but instead I kick it back to them almost immediately so I don’t have to worry about it.

Damn, Melshi was there the whole time. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #Andor #RogueOne

“Could be worse” is the best I can say about that first half of the Sky game.

If the Sky don’t start to, you know, make shots this is going to be a very long season.

Goddamn, Andor was such a good series. We deserve more shows like this.

Some of these reporters just aren't very smart and I think that's at bottom what we are seeing.

This dude would fail my company’s anti-bribery / anti-corruption training that EVERY person in my company has to take annually so I’m just going to assume he’s a fucking idiot.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope