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@hangmanpage.bsky.social to COUNTRY BOY - ALAN JACKSON

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

submitted 1 day ago • 68 comments

so incredibly proud of you @hangmanpage.bsky.social <3

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

bros gardening at night like he lives in plants v zombies

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

submitted 25 days ago • 92 comments

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

submitted 56 days ago • 111 comments

im gonna put so many plants into the ground

submitted 65 days ago • 79 comments

i love him terribly btw

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

i miss hangman again

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

submitted 80 days ago • 45 comments

of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH

submitted 99 days ago • 98 comments

hangman you’re so unbelievably real for deactivating instagram

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

waiting for twt to just move here

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

submitted 119 days ago • 157 comments

I MISS U

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

submitted 146 days ago • 170 comments

damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle

submitted 147 days ago • 96 comments

what tha frog

submitted 164 days ago • 159 comments

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

submitted 170 days ago • 213 comments

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard