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gabrielwelsch.bsky.social
Dad, husband, writer, higher ed marketing executive. Author of GROUNDSCRATCHERS (Tolsun Books), FOUR HORSEPERSONS OF A DISAPPOINTING APOCALYPSE (Steel Toe Books), AN EYE FLUENT IN GRAY (Seven Kitchens) and others.
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Recent work in Tar River Poetry.

Many thanks to the folks at Eclectica for including two of my poems in the January/February issue—Halloween and folk songs get some attention here. www.eclectica.org/v29n1/welsch...

Yeah he’s so afraid of black he’s putting the global economy in the red.

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

Musk is rapidly pushing forward the privatization of space and satellite operations that have long been managed by the NOAA. DOGE has acquired confidential data from NOAA’s competitors—an alarming development that has further cemented SpaceX’s dominance in the space and satellite industry.

We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.

I think the red-hat Murka-pocket-square bozos revealed with recent actions that there ARE no state secrets. Bunch of asshats.

👇🏽”That’s not efficiency, it’s cruelty and chaos” @ossoff.bsky.social is really good at this

Roses are red Violets are blue

"Her manicured hands filled with noise and want. She saw him, glitterless, small in the gold chair he made for himself. A throne as yellow as piss." LOVE this poem "Barbie Eats Trump During Baltimore Pride Fest" by @chrissystegmanpoet.bsky.social in @okaydonkey.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/okay...

So if you went #CUPRAP2025 and you do the NYT word puzzles, without giving anything away, today’s Strands is apropos.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

That feeling when you have to get a late check out, and rush back to the room, to make sure your necessary presence in the meeting is achieved. And you say four words.

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!

Crockett: Let me ask each of the mayors… Have any of you been made aware of any immigrant that has had 34 felony convictions that has still been able to roam in your cities? I know that my Republican colleagues would never want anybody with 34 felony convictions roaming around

Great way to spend a Sunday morning.

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In Loretto today for this year’s Writers Conference of Northern Appalachia. Have enjoyed the time to think about what the writing from this region reveals about our shared heritage. #WCoNA2025

His rockets blow up. His car company is blowing up. His social network has blown apart. He is tearing down democracy. Some genius. Another SpaceX test flight ends in flames, with debris grounding planes www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good

Very pro-life of these assholes. apple.news/A-ulUSs4hQV-...

To my fellow Allegheny County residents, thank you for your leadership.

There has been a lot of chatter today about Zelenskyy's meeting with Trump, some regarding this moment when White House correspondent Brian Glenn asked if the Ukrainian president plans to wear a suit. I want to address idea in this thread. 🧵

Forever relevant in the age of social media. Thank you, Wendy Cope.

Today, a reporter from the Russian state news agency TASS gained unauthorized access to the Oval Office. How does one gain unauthorized access to the Oval Office? Meanwhile, AP and Reuters were blocked.

Isn't it interesting how a #poem can grow more topical in ways you don't expect? Events of the last month or so have changed my reading of this piece, published today at The Big Windows Review. thebigwindowsreview.com/2025/02/28/g...

Dear Jeff Bezos, 🖕 Signed, People who value a free press

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

The good folks at The Louisville Review published this a few years ago. I was hoping it would be an historical artifact. Guess not.

Many thanks to the good folks at New Square for publishing my poem "Evergreen Smoke Break!" Thanks to their poetry editor, @pinktypewriter.bsky.social ! #BookSky

These people are so. Fucking. Dumb.

While I chose to push past 20, I will stop at 30. This was fun and it's been fun to see others' picks. 30/ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky 📚💙 #BookChallenge

We? WE????!???? No. The assholes are pushing us into one. Seriously, @nytimes.com

Past President's Days: no federal services today out of respect for past leaders of the U.S. This President's Day: no federal services today as harbinger of dystopian failed state being created by assholes.

Because why stop at 20? 29/ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky 📚💙 #BookChallenge

This is what oligarchy looks like.

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

Because why stop at 20? 28/ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky 📚💙 #BookChallenge