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i love to log into Bluesky and seeing posts with "/s" tagged in earnest at the end.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

taking a break from dishes to do a little dork safari on Bluesky

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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

i love coming onto bluesky to point and gape at people who have never been out of the house before

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

blue sky has such an incredible userbase.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

that's extremely funny ma'am, perhaps we can find you some sort of "antisocial media" that will better suit your needs

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

"hot people who eat croissants are dangerous"

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

goku using instant transmission to appear directly inside the costco but waiting until he has paid and exited the building to use instant transmission to return home to chichi with a 68" curved gaming monitor.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

coming home from work and whirling my monofilament around the apartment, slicing it apart so cleanly it doesn't come apart.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

i hate that bluesky is becoming the good site, almost exclusively because the block function is so strong. i can't even scan the site logged out to see what they said. the reply and block cannot be permanentized as a phenomena.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

blocked for once again being more correct about Canada than any so-called Patriot

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

once again, the fastest way to get a canadian to go rabid in the comments is to say either "nobody cares what a canadian thinks" or "canada is obviously a two-party system". they will trip over themselves to say "Westminster-style parliamentary democracy"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

pushing up glasses voice "uhh actually canada has several parties that never form government and have never been anywhere near power, i'll have you know"

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

are there three words more disqualifying than "as a canadian"

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

The biggest problem with this take is weighing the counterfactual: If Biden or Harris had won and Netanyahu came to them and said “I’m moving all the Palestinians out of Gaza,” would they have done anything to stop him? Their track record says … absolutely not.

submitted 18 days ago • 51 comments

"on my bingo card" is such a grating expression

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

what the fuck

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

david simon certified "reply and block" pussy

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

shut the fuck up, The Eve6 Guy

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

i think it's so sick that they nominated this dickless old man to shake his fist at the end of the world

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

start blasting, liberal america

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

i think it's sick that there's a greater pretext for liberal and socialists to commit acts of organized political disobedience and violence on the conservative order and instead what we've got are flame wars and trying to figure out a political science definition for what trump is doing

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

we are saturated in fat fucks with facial tattoos. no more fat fucks with facial tattoos please.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

yeah i've heard of "The Bush Era"

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

some little 19.5 year old buttlicker named Chanfy Waterpenis hacked into the Mavericks computer system and made them trade Luka Doncic for a pokemon card. and chuck schumer is eating fucking blueberries at a swim-up bar. wake up old man

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones UNWATCHABLE in 2025. some of the worst dialogue and structuring in that first 15 minutes as you'll ever see. they don't even give a fuck if you're watching

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i'm one of the guys buying 300 eggs. if you ask my "why" i will pull my mini 1911 from the waistband of my cookie monster sweatpants and terminate you in this wisconsin costco parking lot

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i wish i was some bald pussy with a smarmy incorrect assessment of reality. i am cursed with a full head of hair normal intellectual faculties.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

this is such a funny thing to say about Elon Musk in 2025. oh yeah? he isn't going to balance the budget and instead he's going to act like a criminally deranged child? what are the fuckin odds. "it seems" damn dude you're really paying attention

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

yeah i'll get right on that. now to take a big sip of water and doublecheck if canada's institutions have been totally compromised by capital interests, cronyism and our own cultural predeliction for ignorant self-satisfaction or not

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments