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"The only one that truly understands the mystique of Saved by the Bell"
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Coming unglued.

Very difficult: spot the hidden cat. #Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #humor #humour

Kristi Noem last night said the $200 million DHS ad campaign to scare immigrants and praise Trump was his idea — and that he specifically demanded the ads “thank me for closing the border.” I’m not sure why, but this is news you can only get at @rollingstone.com www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Most "doge' attacks on agencies are for show, to distract from the what matters to oligarchs. Since 2021 they have been terrified of the Pelosi bill that fully funded the starved and bedraggled IRS for the 1st time in 30 years.  The worst oligarchs saw jail - actual jail - looming on the horizon

Next on the list of extremely important problems only the president of the United States can solve: banning tiddlywinks because the name "sounds dirty." (Confession: I've never cared a whit for sports, so can't understand the obsession with controlling every aspect of them.)

People seem upset because they don't understand government efficiency, so maybe this will help: It's like when you go over your family's budget and see that you're spending a lot of money on things that aren't absolutely necessary, so you throw your kids out to fend for themselves. Big savings!

It appears irony is not dead after all.

Getting strong vibes lately of old rich people facing their own mortality deciding that if they can't have a future, nobody else can either.

If you haven't made you own yet, what are you waiting for? gulfof.mapquest.com

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053

“Trump has liberated a lot of people from the last vestiges of the Sermon on the Mount. A lot of people turn out to have been sick and tired of pretending to be good.” www.nybooks.com/online/2020/...

My Pompeii artefact of the day is this mortar and pestle, on display in the Casa del triclinio all’aperto. It’s a digital technology from ancient Roman times 🏺💅 📷 18 February 2025

"MINE! All MINE!"

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I hope they had more than the one; that's not enough to feed three grown men.

As they say, any landing you walk away from is a good landing. Okay, upside-down might not be the BEST, but it's still good.

The Washpost, which is bleeding millions of dollars and shrinking its staff, accepted -- and then rejected -- a $115,000 ad that criticized Elon Musk. Anyway, here's the ad that the Post's business side didn't want its readers to see ⤵️ thehill.com/media/514849...

Good! USDA has given a conditional approval to Zoetis to use its bird flu vaccine in poultry. The virus has already affected nearly 160M chickens, sending egg prices to record highs in the U.S.. shorturl.at/FSO1B #BlueSky  #MedSky 🧪 #IDSky #scisky #medtwitter

I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner

Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

Spot on.

Weird way to drink “water”…

NEW — In an alarming email last night reviewed by me, Coast Guard members learned that 1,135 members' direct deposit account routing information was compromised due to a data breach from unauthorized access. It was only discovered because an officer “reported anomalous activity” on their account.

Paging Doctor Johnson. Doctor Johnson to the Scoundrel’s Refuge, stat.

What these nihilistic vandals are doing to dismantle science & medicine—generations of expertise & public service & life improving benefits—is cultural revolution level national self harm. No foreign foe could inflict such brutal damage & senseless suffering on US so fast & effectively & unresisted.

roses are red violets are blue if you ignore the first line this is a haiku

Ask again when we have a US government.