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okay but also horses are the scariest thing to ever exist
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this would be an ideal time to upgrade to some new shoes with comfy insoles and maybe robot knees
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let this be a lesson to you: there are more solutions than just setting things on fire
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as in you BECOME the snacky snack? but in an edible way and not a socially desirable way?? 🥺
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we really gotta get him into some anger management sessions
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this has happened to me before
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ok but it should be fine if you only pet them a little bit
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it's always the root vegetables
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oh i am OUTTA HERE
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true but what does that have to do with the dinosaur?
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i told you like forty times that you should've taken the horseback riding lessons
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a tale as old as time
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and me without my surfboard...
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
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ugh, not again
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sometimes you can't rely on your commander, sometimes you have to use your own eyes
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little known fact: you can defeat many things by covering them with sand
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EATIN' MY DUST, BABYYY *PEELS OUT*
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normal humies??? in my FANTASY GAME???? not on my watch
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ain't that just the way
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may your pulls be excellent 🙏
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you should always be wary of the guy who only works out one side of his body
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ugh not this guy. he's really bent out of shape about that five bucks i owe him
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i can't help you here. this is a lesson you're going to have to learn yourself
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if i learned anything from playing sonic adventure 2 and listening to escape from the city is that i know there's danger lurkin' around every turn
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that gravity will find you no matter what
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they should really put some signs up
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you don't have enough badges to control them
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show em what for, my dude
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the snack cakes were just too enticing and you with no pocket change...
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EVEN HAVING ONE JOB IN A SINGLE TIME PERIOD IS TOO MUCH
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i got a headache just reading this
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not the traditional fashion but FINE I GUESS
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don't worry, i will lie on your behalf at your funeral
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every day i am plagued by ancient centaurs thirsty for battle
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no this is just a normal chaos thought that i have (i have 730037802 of them daily)
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this happens with regular vending machines too
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i don't think it will help but you can try
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getting back up again after getting knocked down is a tried and true tactic
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when are they going to make them less pointy, i'm starting a petition
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A CRIMINAL
A VIGILANTE
A PUBLIC MENACE
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always with the beam swords, never a moment's peace
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yeah, you perish instantly from the fear of seeing this
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a popular answer today and i'm going to need everyone to start following the rules of the road
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the paint is clearly marked "do not drink"
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this will do the job irl too
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just wait it out a few millennia and then you can feast on chicken nuggets