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Elon musk has a lipo belly button

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It makes me gag a little bit when I look at someone and think “holy shit, two ppl had sex to make you.”

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This is dystopian as fuck

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I wonder if he knows he acts like a fatherless man despite coming from a two parent household.

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Baddie Down! Baddie DOWN!

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I am actually very supportive of women getting plastic surgery. If you do not like it, change it! But do not ever in your life fix your hyaluronic acid filled lips to call another woman ugly or try to make her feel bad about her natural self.

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Bro was tweaking. These titties are the 8th world wonder.

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Septa is unbelievably unreliable.

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By the grace of God, I cannot relate. Some of you are very dumb.

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Watching this mom on the bus go down the line of her triplets brushing each of their hair makes me want to cry 🥹

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My time is so precious

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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence

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Remember when democrats supported legislation that sought to rip nonprofit status from groups advocating for Palestinian liberation because they “supported Hamas”? And folks said it was “just them”?

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Middle seat over aisle. I’m sorry.

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'Howdy' is an alteration of "how do ye."

submitted 9 days ago • 169 comments

Let this sink in. The lawyers of US greencard holder Mahmoud Khalil have not been able to have A SINGLE PHONE CALL with their client since he was arrested on Saturday night. Today, the court had to order that Khalil be allowed calls. This is not normal. www.cnn.com/2025/03/12/u...

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

When you are good vibes you have to be extra picky with whom you share them with.

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“Step down stupid.”

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Ugh, why can’t someone 6’7” and 300lbs fall in love with me?

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If you have paid subscriptions on Substack, you are asking your readers to take a portion of their money to fund racist, antisemitic, and anti-trans speech. Substack takes ten percent of people’s revenue and then gives it to people like Bari Weiss who said Nazi salutes aren’t really Nazi salutes.

submitted 23 days ago • 27 comments

Kind of ghetto that my body goes into a rage once a month to punish me for not putting a baby in it.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I do not exist here

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I... do not understand this new construction of masculinity? it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual. it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?

submitted 36 days ago • 115 comments

WhatsApp from META? Since when?

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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

submitted 40 days ago • 199 comments

Go, and I cannot stress this enough, Birds

submitted 45 days ago • 10 comments

I tell Frankie that if she can fit she can sit. Ngl, she doesn’t fit often.

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I do not own a cat. A cat owns me. I have the privilege of getting to feed her and pet her when she demands.

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White people DEI was when there was all the sudden always aioli coming as the default condiment with my french fries instead of ketchup

submitted 50 days ago • 78 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 50 days ago • 625 comments

Cheese sticks, I miss you 🥲

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Going to start making my own trailmix because they are a little too excited with the raisins..

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Only a cat can really nail passive aggressive sitting: I’m going to come and sit in the sitting room with you. But I’ll sit behind you. Until you speak to me. Then I’ll move further away. And sit with my back to you. For an hour.

submitted 50 days ago • 13 comments

what the FUCK

submitted 52 days ago • 746 comments

This is a great question for all of congress to think about. Hypothetically,If FEMA goes away, what happens to home owners and other insurance rates ? Climate change looks like it will make rates so high, home insurers will want equity in your house as a way of holding down rates

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I do not need to understand one single word of a song to know it goes hard

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