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ganondad.bsky.social
RP parody account / MVRP No lewd interactions. No solicitations. Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social
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He's painting. Unaware. Or is he?

I made these sketches back when TOTK was first announced and ppl were excited about rehydrated Ganondorf.

He's taken up painting. He's working on a mural for the house. Gerudo in style.

My birthday was 2 days ago and everyone kept saying "Happy anniversary Zelda"

bsky.app/profile/hyru... ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀┈─ 𝘼 ⠀ ⠀ 𝙨𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙 ⠀ 𝙬𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙𝙨⠀ 𝙣𝙤 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⃝ 𝓢͟𝑻͟𝑹͟𝑬͟𝑵͟𝑮͟𝑻͟𝑯͟ ⠀ 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 ⠀ 𝘁𝗵𝗲 ⠀ 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 ⠀⠀ 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒔⠀ 𝗶𝘁 ⠀ 𝗵𝗮𝘀 ⠀ 𝓒 𝑶 𝑼 𝑹 𝑨 𝑮 𝑬 ⠀.ᐟ ‧₊˚

Hm. I need to install some sound proofing in their house. Also, good for them!

They did -what-

Any chance we have to spoil you or the kids, she takes it. (so do I)

@mombosa.bsky.social we need to get Half-dragon Zelda a makeover! The kids would love to learn all about it too, I'm sure.

Honestly, they would love to see your style. Give you tips and new clothes, maybe a deep tissue massage and clean those scales. We're all about putting forward your best self. You might scare some of the kids, but Maedrin would /love/ to hang out with you.

Come to Gerudo Town. We have tall hot women. You can bring your short king boyfriend. He gets a pass.

It's pretty great. A bit rough on my knees when I have to kneel for a lot of things. But it's great.

// Sorry I haven't been around. Life has gotten chaotic and stressful and muse is low atm

Not bad!

He couldn't have asked for a better way to spend his day than with his perfect wife and their kids / pets. Spoiling her whenever he could.

𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐡 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 ❤&🔄 #𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐑𝐏 #𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐃𝐌𝐬 #𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐑𝐏

// Hey kids, don't forget to pin your pinned posts!

• RP account for Fi from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. • Multiship with characters aged 18+. Muns who seek shipping must be 18+. • MVRP and OC friendly. • SFW/NSFW themes. •Written by Crow. #LoZRP #MVRP

Just my hips? How about my lips? (about to join her)

What about me are you thinking of? 🤔

ᅟ ❛ now, you listen to me .ᐟ all of your efforts, your research is 𝗻͟𝗼͟𝘁 in vain, 𝓅rincess ᅟ

Uhhh.. I'll call Professor Plum?

Okay. You're all very brave. But I saw you hold back an Armageddon level threat for a century. That's not nothing.

If not the best, then certainly the bravest.

Ah, crap. The Lion of Hyrule is here. I'll make sure to sharpen my spear in case he wants to spar.

"How could you tell?" He's smirking. He knows exactly how. It's hard to keep his eyes off of her!

Oh. Oh yeah. That's just what he likes. His queen upon his lap. "Hello there."

bsky.app/profile/shei...

He's just gonna... *smack!* "Hm. Nice."

Thinking about @mombosa.bsky.social's butt.

"I understand, my son." Handing him a Gerudo spear.

That's fine, a lot of people do. Our kids first of all.

𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔭𝔱𝔥𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫, 𝔞 𝔐𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔳𝔢 ℌ𝔲𝔩𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔏𝔲𝔯𝔨𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔩𝔞𝔳𝔞, 𝔡𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔊𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔫’𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩.. ~𝓜𝓐𝓘𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓓~

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚁 ╱ 𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙳 ! ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

“𝘚𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘶𝘴... 𝘐'𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮.” ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

“As long as I am able to use this power…” “…I will help my friends, and all of Hyrule!” 🌼 Princess Jenna Forrest Hyrule 🌼 🪶 Rito at heart 🏔 Adventurer 🏹 Archer apprentice 🎼 Flutist 🎶 Beginner harpist 🍴 Cook 🟣 Heir of the Tetraforce 👑 Princess

Aw, thanks! We're joined at the hips. Just don't pay too much attention to what we're doing with those hips.

COME ON! WISE UP! ...Sorry. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Go drink some juice.