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Hey I’m at the crib contemplating the permanence of death if you wanna come by

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It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!

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Mike Johnson the fake Christian at CPAC praying to cut taxes for the wealthy and Medicaid for the poor.

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Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live

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Here is your daily required* reading of me blithering on assorted topics *not really required

submitted 3 days ago • 187 comments

Bad dog!

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 10 days ago • 1063 comments

Today, we held a roundtable with local immigrant rights organizations and officials on how we can support our communities during these difficult times. We stand with our immigrant communities. Información es poder!

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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

submitted 15 days ago • 605 comments

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

submitted 16 days ago • 3640 comments

Me: how did the surgery go? Coworker: surgery? Me: your wife said you were finally getting the stick removed from your ass Coworker: fuck off Me: I guess it's not until next week

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“We are moving fast, so we will make mistakes,”

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Now why would Trump fire election security experts? www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

submitted 17 days ago • 400 comments

"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

submitted 17 days ago • 2369 comments

I go back and forth from "WTF did he do now?" and "I'm done paying attention; just tell me when he's dead."

submitted 18 days ago • 494 comments

Thanks, Pete! We could sure use your help right about now!

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Inform the Commander that Lord Vader’s shuttle has arrived.

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Trans rights are human rights, because if one person isn’t free to be who they are, then none of us are free. The fascists will get around to you eventually.

submitted 23 days ago • 26 comments

Jason Bourne receives Fork in the Road email from CIA and is now looking for work.

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Boy if these walls could talk I'd be like "HOLY SHIT TALKING WALLS"

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www.newsweek.com/50-states-an...

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“If you were in a cage with a rattlesnake and Donald Trump trust the rattlesnake.” - Rev. Al Sharpton (1/17/25)

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“I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.” - Gabby Johnson, 1874

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he died doing what he loved. teaching wolves to play guitar

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Aileen Cannon appears to be an alien Worm from Men in Black. Waiting for her to tear her face off and scream something in Huttesse.

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I mean, Mother Fuckers! This is our house!!!

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If your soul needs some respite, stream some Great British Baking Show.

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Some interesting new findings on the UFO invasion of New Jersey in the Winter issue of the New England Journal of Living With Your Parents

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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

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A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...

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HOT BABE: Hey, wanna bang? NERDY ME: “Interestingly, the punctuation mark ‘interrobang’ derives its name from a combination of ‘interrogation point,’ another term for a question mark, and ‘bang,’ which is printing industry slang for an exclamation point.” [Sound of car slowly driving away]

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“‘I’m going to do a hump day shake and work some of this shit out!’ he hollered this week, jostling a mezcal-Campari concoction that he dramatically garnished with fresh jalapeño and lime. ‘What! The birds are singing! Are you kidding me, this is amazing!’” - Walton Goggins (Source: Rolling Stone)

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ANY GIVEN CASTING DIRECTOR: So the character’s a creepy little freak, who do we got Miles away, Walton Goggins tilts his head like a dog hearing a frequency no one else can hear. He sniffs the air. A slow, genuine, but terrifying, smile fills his face.

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tattoo artist: [halfway through garfield tattoo] so do you like lasagna too ha ha me: [huge fan of 20th president] what?

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[being chased by killer] ME: frantically pressing crosswalk button

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“What the king dreams, the Hand of the King builds. Or so say the kings, the Hands, and the lords who wish to be Hands. The lowborn put it differently: the king eats, and the Hand takes the shit.” - Petyr Baelish (Source: Wiki of Westeros)

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President-elect Musk issues latest directive to House Republicans, prefaced with “Elon says…”

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Fred Trump used to kick little Donnie’s ass in Monopoly countless times. The burn never went away.

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Retain faith in our democracy

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Psychotic delusions are actually visions from god and you should listen to them

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Apparently, the phrase “plug and play - piece of cake” when referring to setting up a new smart TV is actually World War II Navajo Code Talker for “you will be tormented to within an inch of your life.”

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Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.

submitted 76 days ago • 29 comments

"How did I get so rich? Whenever I'm in Abrakebabra or wherever and I'm getting a fizzy drink with my meal deal, I insist on it being served with no ice. That way they have to pour you a bit more".

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them

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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

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Those Lethal Weapon movies are so unrealistic. There’s no way Mel Gibson is friends with a black guy

submitted 76 days ago • 26 comments

2025 shaping up to be less dumpster fire and more landfill inferno

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