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gareth-hollis.bsky.social
British soldier, aspiring singer songwriter, bit of an idiot. Chris Moyles once played one of my songs on Radio X! 😁 🎶 Inappropriate sense of humour, love old cars, not racist/homophobic/transphobic, etc
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If I were a woman with personal career goals, hopes, and dreams, there would be zero chance I'd date or marry a religious, Trump-supporting man. I'd probably leave the country, right about now. The US is a scary place to be a marginalized citizen, right now.

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You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

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Riddle: An electric car is stationery at the side of the road and the wind is blowing east to west - which way is the smoke blowing?

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This just makes me think there's no rush so I can procrastinate to my heart's content

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Helped the recovery guy move 2 of my cars today and Citroën BXs are a pain to get off the truck! 🤣

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At 42, I still fall to see how croutons are supposed to enhance the soup eating experience. If I wanted to eat something crunchy, do you really think soup would have even entered into the decion making process?

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Anything but the metric system, right? 😉 🤣

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I'm back! My phone broke Boxing Day (don't get a Samsung Z Flip 6) and so I have been using my old Sony phone. Since I was anticipating the Z Flip being fixed under warranty (which they won't do 🤬) I didn't bother downloading Bluesky to my old phone but now I have. Let the fun times recommence!

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Same

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Everything happens for a reason. The reason is probably that I made stupid decisions and these are the consequences of my own actions but that still counts as a reason, right?

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Saw this and thought of you @tobytarrant.bsky.social . Merry Christmas! 🎅

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Merry Christmas everyone! 🎅 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation

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In Cinderella, after she loses her glass shoe trying to get out of the party before midnight, how come the shoe doesn't change back like the rest of her party stuff from the fairy god mother? Yes, I'm aware there are plenty of other issues with the story...

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