gareth-hollis.bsky.social
British soldier, aspiring singer songwriter, bit of an idiot.
Chris Moyles once played one of my songs on Radio X! 😁 🎶
Inappropriate sense of humour, love old cars, not racist/homophobic/transphobic, etc
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I heard he is bringing in the death penalty for treason so his days are numbered unless he has immunity
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I think pretty much everyone knew this; that's why it was such a shock when he won
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If you're on about what's happening in America, I think it's only Americans that are surprised by it; the rest of the world are simply surprised he was elected.
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At least an 11 in that case
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Is that how trickle down economics works?
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Same, unfortunately
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Is applying copious amounts of orange makeup one of the symptoms? 🤔
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I think it's closer to toast than a cracker but still the idea of cutting up bits of toast to float about in my soup seems odd
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Before they found success, I had always assumed peaches grew on trees 😉
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Detachable Penis is a pretty weird song, especially when he finally finds it again and still haggles for it! 🤣
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Wow, and I thought ours were expensive but was about 20% of what yours costs from memory
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Good mother. One of my favourites when I was growing up (I use the term "growing up" quite loosely when talking about myself).
Anyway, party on dudes!
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Wait, you're telling me there are people out there not mocking him?
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I can't dance, I know I can't dance so you have brought this upon yourself.
That said, enjoy the carnage! 🤣 youtu.be/2REikbcgcOk?...
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The kids don't help things but it's mostly hers
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While I don't disagree, I don't think it's the biggest sign he shows
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There's a video of me dancing far worse 😂
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Not surprised 🤨.
And the first thing I heard him say about it was about sending thoughts and prayers, as if that has helped any of America's previous disasters, school shootings, etc. Sending prayers just seems to be a way to look like you're doing something without actually having to do anything
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I always clean my wife's car before it goes to the garage; if you were a mechanic, would you want to spend time in a car full of rubbish, etc? I don't even understand why she does tbh
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All the best people are weirdos
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I just ate a mince pie. I regret nothing
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I remember yesterday, mostly. The '90s is a little trickier to recall
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Peanut or regular?
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Even Trump?
I think it will take more than death to make him a good president tbh
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I'm going with Aqua's Barbie Girl but I may be forgetting more obvious choices
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He is Britain's Trump, a laughing stock in every other country yet seemingly beloved by a small number of his countrymen (typically the people who are very vocal but not the most intelligent or best informed).
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Maybe lockdown taught people that they could pray from home or maybe the churches just need to move with the times and realise that most people these days don't believe in a God, regardless of which religion they say they belong to.
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I had to check the calendar last night as wasn't sure if I needed to put the bins out.
What a time to be alive!
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Are we just assuming his cap is red then?
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Would I not get in trouble for that? (unless I were in America where I would instead be given a high ranking job in the White House)
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At least people are listening to his Christmas songs though; mine have gained very little traction... 🎅
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Somewhere between Gonzo and Rizzo