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Idk, guess I thought I’d see at least one high speed chase that ended up with an overturned vegetable cart by this point in my life.

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Occasionally, Gary remembered he graduated from the school of engineering and would use a shovel to direct stormwater right into his shoes.

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I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately. Maybe it’s time I get back out there and buy another houseplant to kill.

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eating more edibles when I get the munchies from eating edibles

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Mama I don’t like ghost broccoli, I only like regular 🥦 This is how my daughter told me she doesn’t like cauliflower🤣

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I’m from before the internet

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are you looking for laughs with yesjpo? You should try @notjpo.bsky.social

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I’m just a girl, a girl trying to sell bath bombs and soaps. Please consider supporting my small business or even giving me a share. I’m currently going to medical school and a full time mama. My business is my sole income, everything helps. Shop HERE : ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...

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If you like to escape from the real world with laughs, Have you met my friend @hormonella.bsky.social

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I can't remember shit but I never forget if a song was on Beavis & Butthead

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Wet Hot American Bummer

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The pro-life party wants to murder you.

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I just feel like you can put the bread knife back in the drawer after using it, no wash needed. Don't lie you guys.

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Perhaps all those shows featuring quicksand that we saw as kids were meant to prepare us for the emotional quagmire of adulthood.

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Brand new Dollyrots! youtu.be/TRfYsgOwTkg?...

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Everything I know about applying cosmetics was gleaned from Seventeen magazine in 1997.

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a giant Sbarro with a little mall inside

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It's not a true drinking buddy until your bloody marys start to sync with each other.

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Idk, guess I thought I’d see at least one high speed chase that ended up with an overturned vegetable cart by this point in my life.

Occasionally, Gary remembered he graduated from the school of engineering and would use a shovel to direct stormwater right into his shoes.

I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately. Maybe it’s time I get back out there and buy another houseplant to kill.

👀

eating more edibles when I get the munchies from eating edibles

Mama I don’t like ghost broccoli, I only like regular 🥦 This is how my daughter told me she doesn’t like cauliflower🤣

You can support my small business HERE ⬇️ and treat yourself to the ultimate self care day at home. My products have been featured in a few salons and dispensaries around the west coast in the past, head over and see the hype. Shop HERE : ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...

I’m from before the internet

are you looking for laughs with yesjpo? You should try @notjpo.bsky.social

Down to the last 7️⃣ FlapJack 🥞 CBD isolate infused bear 🐻 bath bomb LEFT! Hurry over and get your hands on these 65mg CBD isolate infused bears that will leave your skin smelling amazing, feeling amazing and your muscle and joints RELAXED! 7️⃣ LEFT, order HERE : ko-fi.com/s/357e4aeade

Orange 🍊 Creamsicle 65mg CBD isolate bear 🐻 bath bombs 🛁 these bath bombs will leave your skin smelling MOUTHWATERING, your muscles and joints feeling AMAZING and your skin feeling SOFT! Treat yourself to one before they’re SOLD OUT, order HERE : ko-fi.com/s/9e839b159b

I’m just a girl, a girl trying to sell bath bombs and soaps. Please consider supporting my small business or even giving me a share. I’m currently going to medical school and a full time mama. My business is my sole income, everything helps. Shop HERE : ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...

If you like to escape from the real world with laughs, Have you met my friend @hormonella.bsky.social

I can't remember shit but I never forget if a song was on Beavis & Butthead

Wet Hot American Bummer

The pro-life party wants to murder you.

I just feel like you can put the bread knife back in the drawer after using it, no wash needed. Don't lie you guys.

Perhaps all those shows featuring quicksand that we saw as kids were meant to prepare us for the emotional quagmire of adulthood.

Brand new Dollyrots! youtu.be/TRfYsgOwTkg?...

Everything I know about applying cosmetics was gleaned from Seventeen magazine in 1997.

a giant Sbarro with a little mall inside

It's not a true drinking buddy until your bloody marys start to sync with each other.

Hubby: are you still mad at me? Me: not at all Hubby: ok I’m going to get us some ice cream Me: good for you

M3GAN, but with a Furby.

Republicans are the only ones who love the troops enough to deport them.