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Meat. Magic. Metals. Mickey. (You're so pretty)
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Keep 'em angry, like wasps in a jar.
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3.5%
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Like muskrats in a sack
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3 cheers for Bozos
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Hitler: shot himself in the bunker
Trump: (you do the math)
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And then I remembered something.
I hope they don't sterilise it first.
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Metaphorically and literally.
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Stop. Collaborate and listen
KKKosplay Kristi’s back with a brand new mission
Something grabbed ahold of her tightly
Corey Lewandowski is the culprit most likely
Ice ice Barbie…
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Does the pope shit in the woods?
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NO
SHIT
SHERLOCK
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Followed by fuckwittery
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APRIL 19th is our next Nationwide Protest.
We did great the first time! We WILL to do even better this time! We MUST resist! We have to fight with everything we have! Bring your friends, family & neighbors. Share and make everyone aware.
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I mean as in, er, golf. Obvs
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Cheeto tariffs gonna hit the roof.
The pasty faced fuck will look like a corpse without his orange glow.
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Velveeta Voldemort. 😀
Kudos my friend
You've earned a peek into Velveeda's secret Cheeto Ritual 😲