gato-noir.bsky.social
clever bio explaining why im a bitch
consistently voted most underrated skyline
ALLY: 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸🍃🧡
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I cannot help but lock eyes with his couches every time.
I know too much.
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I envy you.
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I want this in my bathroom so badly.
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My sister asked for a receipt for her lemonade once and I almost slapped her right there in Auntie Anne’s.
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My group chat name is literally Meat Lord
I’m a disgrace to the clan.
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*ominous bass line in the distance*
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No but I did get the spinach and artichoke dip which ALWAYS slaps and has never lemme down.
I just lay here now a little hungover and desiring the meats
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Don’t ask me why I incorrectly translated this to System of a Down I realize that not AT ALL what you said
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I aspire to be that petty.
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About to ask my man if he wants to see my Coyote Ugly impression
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Namaste over here and do fuck all.
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Sorry Sel 🫶🏼✨
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(Either way gross to be requested by someone else lol bleck)
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Or that
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Okay I know what that is.
It’s never been referred to as cosmetic (even tho well it is lol) so that’s why I was confused.
Thank youuuu! Caught up.
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Did not even know they did that lmao I heard of the “papa stitch” or whatever after labor but not this omg hahaha what
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(The Lich King!) lol.
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they askin for a what now
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“The more I hear from Vance the more I get why his momma traded him for an 8 ball.”
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waaahhh my mommy liked drugs more than me wahhhh imma make it everyone else’s problem by refusing to grow up and move on about it wahhhhh hey anybody gonna fuck that couch?