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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

Please do not tease me with his death like this. Just let me know when he's on his way to Hell. bsky.app/profile/phil...

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Yikes

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

Trump tariffs are a tax on the American people. Trump can say whatever he likes about tariffs, but it doesn’t mean they are a good idea. We know this will increase costs for hard working families — the exact opposite of what folks need.

Just a reminder to everyone who voted for trump because you wanted lower prices on shit: You ain't getting it. He admitted it. Said it's too hard. But he has ALREADY enriched himself and his wealthy friends with his and Melania's shit coins. He doesn't give a fuck about you.

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I’m fucking dead. 😂😂😂😂

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum responded to Trump’s proposal to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico by pointing to a 17th century map of greater Mexico and suggesting a new name for the US. “We are going to call it América Mexicana. It sounds pretty, no?” Trump is a global laughingstock. 🤣

Sarah McBride, 36, becomes the first openly transgender member of Congress to take office.

He wasn’t a migrant. He didn’t cross the border. All Trump does is lie. Minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. A firehouse of lies spewing an alternate reality for the MAGA cult to live in.

Temu trump is all there is.

I feel I should tell you that these recent findings regarding Matt Gaetz have not altered my opinion of him at all.

The richest man on the planet could probably solve child cancer himself using less money than he burned destroying Twitter. Instead, he used his influence to strip $190 million from the budget for pediatric cancer research. What a fucking asshole.

What I thought would kill me, by age: 0-20: Russian nuke 20-30: AIDS 30-50: Terrorists 50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.

This coulda been our president-elect tonight America but you chose authoritarianism instead

Remember when Trump issued a last second pardon to Judge Jeanine’s tax cheat ex husband? President Biden was sworn in 45 minutes later.

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

Soon to be Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth complained on Fox that veterans who use the benefits they've earned are dependent on the government and lack "personal integrity". This is what every Vet who wore their MAGA hats to the VA hospital voted for.

With Mark Cuban rejoining Bluesky, just going to note that his Costplus Drugs is one of the legitimately best things to happen to health care in a while. If you have prescriptions, it's worth checking if they're cheaper there. They likely are.