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The four mid-break teases from SNL50: The Anniversary Special, which are largely absent from rips of the live show floating around online. Of the rips I've found, one has tease 4. These are from breaks 7, 9, 14, and 16.

At one point Lorne Michaels was said to have negotiated a 50% ownership stake in SNL, but according to his biographer he sold it back to NBC for a figure in the hundreds of millions a decade ago.

I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

Rachel Maddow plugged Bluesky, which means a bunch of "Russia Stole the Election" liberal aunts are gonna come flooding in. I must be weirder and hornier to keep them at bay. Pass me that bad dragon... no, the one with the knot...

A new bill by OK's Dusty Deevers criminalizes drag in public, with mandatory prison time. The bill, SB550, uses "harmful to minors" designation — the same language being used to ban adult sites via age-verification. SB550 has passed out of committee and headed for a full Senate vote.

None of this would have made any sense in 2012, but that Mayan calendar didn’t have the courage to kill us all.

MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”

Zoomed in view, better legibility

Neat SNL50 projections on the Plaza (seen in upper right)

Better rip of Homecoming promo

Next Week

This is so incredibly relieving. I think i am not even doing a saturday piece. (Will get into why i have more confidence in this than i did in court injunctions on tuesday monday)

Air promo for the SNL Homecoming Concert. Quick and dirty, not cleanly trimmed.

btw the zoomer chuds elon has working for him find him totally cringe and secretly hate him. Dude named his goon squad after a worn out meme from over ten years ago and still says shit like "based", guarantee each has an elon impression and it. Is. NOT. Flattering

Jersey.

in this house we stand for inconvenient queers, trans people who don't give a shit about passing, angry Black women, undocumented immigrants who are tired of being polite to racists; mentally ill people on public transit; and everyone else you're too proper to stand on solidarity with.

It smells like Menards @hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social

They will start asking questions when every public school in the nation starts rationing heat and firing half the teachers or when social security checks just stop showing up, just predictably awful stuff. Americans are dumb and don't want to know until it's too late

Is there any non-compromised police or military authority at this point? And by the way, where is my Social Security check? Has anybody else received theirs? I mean, this is not all about me, but really --

I am a retired DoD Civilian employee who is now on Social Security Income, a Federal Pension and Medicare. I’m also a person who doesn’t worry about things prematurely. I’m worrying!!!

I did this yesterday. Just in case things go down and they don't have any records of me paying into the system since 1984.

BFS = Bureau of Fiscal Services ::sigh:: A 25-year-old with no experience at business logic systems mapping. (He may actually have some experience with spacecraft systems logic mapping, but…) So what *is* business logic systems mapping? 1/

I first read this two years ago and it is more relevant now than ever. Understanding the hubris of the tech overlords is vital. They are planning to survive "the event" that they themselves—unwittingly or otherwise—are bringing about.

Literally say he can't clear Pit level 10. Just say it in a news conference. Elon will immediately start walking toward you muttering "uh, cringe, uh, untrue. Cringe uh, no. This is criminal"

It's not just what Elon's gang of teens want to do, it's what they're capable of doing, or rather what they're incapable of doing: Running a mashup of legacy payment system languages without inadvertently crashing the system, taking our country down with them.

The Democrats EMS

Thank you for shouting about safety. Please never stop.

“Actually it’s good that a bunch of teenagers are unilaterally firing thousands of government employees because they have ChatGPT” i can’t get over how unfathomably stupid the average SF venture capitalist is

This is why Congressional Democrats should be breaking down the doors of whatever facility manages payments and seizing control of the federal treasury because people are going to die as a result of the budget they passed and the money they allocated not being distributed according to the law.

It’s in my DNA to die at 20 in a field in Europe, but I’ll have to settle for getting run over by a Musk cybertank piloted by a kid who was one boob touch away from being normal in an Ohio field at 50 during the dumbest civil war in history. All because I thought minorities/gays were human.

On top of all of this truly horrifying and terrifying shit we also have to suffer the indignity of saying "DOGE" every time we find out about which 22-year-old that wears a bowtie is currently deleting people from social security based on how "based their vibe is"

Only if you're not too busy! I get you've got a lot on

Ruben Bolling's Tom the Dancing Bug, Hollingsworth Hound, from 2011. I've thought about this a lot over the years and constantly recently.

in addition to musk stealing the data for his own purposes, I imagine that they think they can simply shut off payments to whoever doesn’t comply. I would not be shocked if they tried to turn off Social Security for an entire state of course that’s dissolution of the union territory.