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(the bacteria from the fridge water filter I haven’t changed out in three years yanking on my synapses to send supplies back home) I should make a sourdough starter

[metroid] samus's dating issues comic for @zandravandra.com

Water Temple from Ocarina of Time, if The Beatles made it

Thinking about FFX Columbo

Really makes you think

if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know

operator: 911, please state your emergency me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want operator: how so me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account me: no. more

i started playing balatro while i’m staying in vegas

Me: I like a Pepsi please. Waiter: Is coke okay? Me: No. Pepsi was enjoyed by many tertiary Spider-Man characters in Madame Web (2024) and played a pivotal role in defeating Ezekiel Sims, ultimately doing what several automobile collisions could not. For that reason it has my loyalty.

Wait Bluesky deserves to see Metal Hero dot mp4

WATSON: I say, Holmes, and what of this bit of cigar ash on the banister? Does it come by some distinctive provenance, by chance? ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

Happy 20th anniversary to Cave Story. One of my favorite games forever!

Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)

Painted a tiny Grackle!

The Okami sequel reveal today

dont understand why so many people want to explore the super mario galaxy, when we have so many problems here on our super mario world. also pretend i posted this 17 years ago

Manly Wade Wellman's Appalachian folk hero John the Balladeer with the most charmingly casual dismissal of even attempting to put an indescribable horror to words.

can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"

[metroid] can't stop thinking about this

Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened

now, more than ever before

Discord... It's a funny word, isn't it. It means a disagreement, a lack of harmony. Without cordence. But, cord, a cable... Connection. Like the one between us. Discord is down and you have to make us whole again. I'll be waiting for you in general chat, Sam. Come and PM me.

hey i know you have anxiety issues but you don't have to worry about me unleashing my charge kick. i'm holding down and back for unrelated reasons. you can approach me

tem stargazing

"The greatest act of rebellion and love is to press on, for those that have come before and those that will come after, press on."

Aang's Great Loss

ex-partner: -no longer your partner -might have negative memories associated with them EX partner: -stronger version of your regular partner -activates faster -more utility -might grant intangibility -flashier combos

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Lagiacrus | ラギアクルス #pixelart #monhun #ドット絵

i've never posted this sequence anywhere ! which feels a bit wrong, since i made the whole film just to get to this point. at the time, i felt a little embarrassed explaining this to other people for some reason LOL #animation

[resident evil] jills

Yukago, the Running Wyvern With news about the beta for #MHWilds announced I wanted to repost my old speculative monster hunter design project! This buddy was a roadrunner who'd leave trails of fire while you fought it #MHart #Monsterhunter #pixelart

I can't wait till I'm 90 years old and my great grandchildren say Grammy, play us a song from when you were young. And I'll say yes. Yes, children. Come sit with me and listen to this golden oldie: Chop Suey by System of a Down

If you see this, post a witch~ Pacifica, Witch of Rainstorms #SwSttrpg