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Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns

submitted 4 hours ago • 99 comments

I just want you all to know that Samuel Alito, Edith Jones, James Ho, and the rest of the Federalist Sociey are VERY disappointed with the tone of your comments about all this.

submitted 6 hours ago • 83 comments

How are Pure Paredo and Banira Salt both such fricking earworms? It's insidious. #toradora

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Congressman @ritchietorres.bsky.social on efforts to have Zohran Mamdani denaturalized and deported.

submitted 20 hours ago • 42 comments

there is nothing that causes you to switch between these two states more reliably than debugging

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Really sick of people claiming they’re a Newtype without getting diagnosed first.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

An American in the Vatican and the Cuomo dynasty vanquished? Italy has fallen.

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

I love this idea.

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

Merkley had a pretty effective day. Or will have, if you make this go viral.

submitted 2 days ago • 59 comments

The owner of Twitter/X, Tesla, and SpaceX did this. Please honor the dead by not patronizing his businesses.

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

submitted 3 days ago • 558 comments

the dutch have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing

submitted 3 days ago • 65 comments

I promise y'all I didn't rank Cuomo but I live on the west coast so I don't think it counts

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The verbosity astounds me. #dialgoue #writingcommunity #booksky

submitted 5 days ago • 45 comments

In 1257 Henry III needed supplies for a party, so he wrote his sheriff of Cambridgeshire & told him to send 1 crane, 4 peacocks, 4 swans, & a whole lot of eels. The sheriff had to pay for this himself, but could claim reimbursement up £15 15s 10d. Beyond that, he was on his own. 🗃️🧪

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Strahd: *Gets out of coffin, face covered with 7-day stubble. Drinks cold coffee directly from carafe. Looks at Contacts, loads a years-old meme to send to Azalin, deletes it. Sighs.* Strahd: I'm fine

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There is always a tweet.

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

Turn Gestapo: The cleric can use their Channel Divinity ability to emit an aura of shame and righteous judgment. Any Gestapo, fascists, lickspittles, or thugs in the area of effect must use the waddle action to move at full speed away for three rounds timesofsandiego.com/life/2025/06...

submitted 6 days ago • 42 comments

Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.

submitted 6 days ago • 565 comments

⚠️ America: WAKE UP. We’re watching our democracy being gutted in real time. 🔁 RETWEET & ❤️ if you support Congress visiting ICE facilities WITHOUT notice! We cannot let them hide behind closed doors. Not now. Not ever. ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏻

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

theonion.com/homosexuals-...

submitted 7 days ago • 28 comments

Rewatching Deer Friend Nokotan. So cute seeing the characters being exemplars of the archetypes. Himedeer, yandeer, tsundeer...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

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submitted 7 days ago • 58 comments

@lukeacl.com

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Happy Juneteenth to everybody except this weirdo

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

OK but how are you going to prove ICE wrong? What makes you think that particular group of thuggy-looking dudes in masks were from ICE?

submitted 8 days ago • 82 comments

All my homies block JD Vance

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

FINALLY Democrats are putting out HARD-HITTING ads. WATCH AND SHARE: #MAGAKidnappers

submitted 9 days ago • 219 comments

I have never personally been called a racial slur on Twitter by any of the racists. But I have been called a vapid twat on Bluesky by someone with a hammer-and-sickle emoji. And that’s worse. This is my journey towards healing. Tomorrow in the NYT

submitted 9 days ago • 41 comments

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star 8-Bit Luigi!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Please enjoy this photo of our new kitten Bobby and our mostly confused dog Ralph

submitted 11 days ago • 1045 comments

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This one is so completely plausible that it’s not really satire.

submitted 11 days ago • 40 comments

i need gen x to keep posting because it’s going fucking great

submitted 10 days ago • 29 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 37 comments

I think “prosecute every ICE employee” is the best deal those Nazi fucks should expect to get.

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

Among Democrats - "Do you support Democrats like Sanders and AOC who call for a more aggressive stance towards Trump, or moderate Democrats who are willing to compromise with Trump issues important to their base?" AOC/Bernie: 70% Moderate Dems: 30% Harvard-Harris / June 12, 2025

submitted 11 days ago • 159 comments