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History & mythology fanatic. Connoisseur of fine puns. Just trying my best out here. (he/him)
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1,360 days to go. I fucking hate this timeline

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Insanity. Sheer insanity.

submitted 28 days ago • 288 comments

Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.

submitted 31 days ago • 432 comments

Now why am I getting emotional over a doggy getting a weekly ice cream cone 🥺

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Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam theonion.com/trump-r...

submitted 39 days ago • 106 comments

They’re tariffing the Australian Penguins! #auspol #Australia #Politics

submitted 44 days ago • 165 comments

I am SO fucking tired

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Antarctica Tariffs Announced It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight... 🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰

submitted 47 days ago • 2416 comments

We could all use some good news right about now 🎉 www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/w...

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies. In Denmark: - Health care and college are free.   - The starting wage is $22/hr. - Paid parental leave is 1 year. - Paid vacation is 6 weeks.   - All workers get pensions.

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Sonic is taking this far better than I would

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god vs roko's basilisk in cosmic small claims court over who gets to torture my immortal soul for eternity after i die

submitted 63 days ago • 11 comments

This is a very sad story, but what makes me crazy is that people tried to explain that this is what would happen and got caricatured as "woke" hysterics www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

submitted 65 days ago • 1026 comments

The Onion is the only free news source I fully trust anymore

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This is the most real thing 😅 My fear in this moment was tangible

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 91 days ago • 1053 comments

I regret nothing

submitted 104 days ago • 16 comments

This is the kind of imperialism I can get behind! 🇨🇦 O CANADA 🇨🇦

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

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There’s something off about this polar bear…

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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

submitted 111 days ago • 981 comments

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It’s important to laugh in these times 😂

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2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

submitted 117 days ago • 744 comments

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

submitted 117 days ago • 126 comments

Elon Musk explaining how he’s definitely NOT a Nazi because he supports Israel’s form of genocide

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Why does it feel like living in a bad end cutscene right now? Like things are comically bad

submitted 119 days ago • 9 comments

Because today of all days we could use some good news: Unionized workers at Costco just voted to go on strike in February until they’re given fair wages and benefits that match the company’s record profits #Unionize ✊ abcnews.go.com/US/costcos-u...

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This is the kind of romantic spirit I want in a partner

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You know what they say: you can't spell dyslexia without winner!

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This is slander on Palpatine, he actually came up with a smart plan and worked hard to become a dictator

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I can feel this infographic 💥

submitted 134 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve decided to start lying to people, a la The Joker, when they see I’m disabled and blurt out “What happened to you?!” Shark bite. Trampled in clown circus. Fought the last person who asked me this.

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