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History & mythology fanatic. Connoisseur of fine puns. Just trying my best out here. (he/him)
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We could all use some good news right about now 🎉 www.nytimes.com/2025/03/31/w...

Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies. In Denmark: - Health care and college are free.   - The starting wage is $22/hr. - Paid parental leave is 1 year. - Paid vacation is 6 weeks.   - All workers get pensions.

Sonic is taking this far better than I would

god vs roko's basilisk in cosmic small claims court over who gets to torture my immortal soul for eternity after i die

This is a very sad story, but what makes me crazy is that people tried to explain that this is what would happen and got caricatured as "woke" hysterics www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

The Onion is the only free news source I fully trust anymore

This is the most real thing 😅 My fear in this moment was tangible

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I regret nothing

This is the kind of imperialism I can get behind! 🇨🇦 O CANADA 🇨🇦

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

There’s something off about this polar bear…

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

🥰🥰🥰

It’s important to laugh in these times 😂

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

Elon Musk explaining how he’s definitely NOT a Nazi because he supports Israel’s form of genocide

Why does it feel like living in a bad end cutscene right now? Like things are comically bad

Because today of all days we could use some good news: Unionized workers at Costco just voted to go on strike in February until they’re given fair wages and benefits that match the company’s record profits #Unionize ✊ abcnews.go.com/US/costcos-u...

This is the kind of romantic spirit I want in a partner

You know what they say: you can't spell dyslexia without winner!

This is slander on Palpatine, he actually came up with a smart plan and worked hard to become a dictator

I can feel this infographic 💥

I’ve decided to start lying to people, a la The Joker, when they see I’m disabled and blurt out “What happened to you?!” Shark bite. Trampled in clown circus. Fought the last person who asked me this.

This is gonna be all of us for a while, isn’t it 🙃🔫

[waking up ebenezer scrooge in february] hi i’m the ghost of christmas “sorry just saw this, you guys still meeting up?”

I'd like to thank Christopher Nolan and Epic: The Musical for what they're doing to the Odyssey video's view curve this week -R

Obviously that was a great ending and all, but as far as I’m concerned THIS is the best thing we got from the premiere listening party 😂 #epicthemusical #epictheithacasaga

IT'S TIME

The moderate voter in this country hurts my fucking head

We already learned this from the great Bob Ross: everyone needs friends, and especially happy little trees ❤️💚❤️💚

An unelected billionaire was crowned co-President by the Republican Party. They’ve given him the influence to make a damn post that throws a spending bill into limbo cause House Republicans are scared of him. No greater example of oligarchy. Where the ultra-wealthy run the show.

So what do we think the odds are of Trump pardoning Matt Gaetz after we see this ethics report?

I haven't been paying attention to any of the drone sightings conspiracy panic but hypothetically do you guys think encouraging it could lead to an uptick in the awareness of dark sky activism and protecting the fragile beauty of the stars. asking for no reason -R

What do you mean I’m afraid of being alone AND afraid of intimacy??? Why is my mental health like this :(