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karoline leavitt: [farts into the microphone for seventeen minutes] that’s a quote directly from the president

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I do not understand loud and proud transphobes. if I was a creepy weirdo who was obsessed with the genitals of strangers, I would take that information to the grave.

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Trump Mobile ad leaked...

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There are NO good billionaires. Fuck 'em all

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are those my only two choices?

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stephen miller won't see your posts about how he's a dickless homunculus made of bile and off-brand craft paste, who can only come by rubbing old Daughters of the Confederacy newsletters on his chest, but *i will* and i like them, so keep at it!

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🤣😂😁🤣 Please repost

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You’ve been warned. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🌮

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The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)

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I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.

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i heard reading is fundamental

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That’s a dick on his nose

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Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse theonion.com/fringe-...

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that hitler was a fucking coward in the end is one of those details that his contemporary worshippers like to ignore

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Peak Canada

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Vatican announces that Pope Francis’s body will be on display “until people get bored of it or he starts to smell, whichever comes first”

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Why age gracefully when you can age like an old cheese? Full of character and slightly offensive.

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I regret to inform you that #resist meme Twitter cooked with this one

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DOGE is a criminal conspiracy to defraud the people of the United States

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“The doctor came up to me after my cognitive exam with tears in his eyes and said ‘Mr. President, sir, we’ve never had a patient who identified every animal cracker before.’”

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tariffs for canada? 10%. no 100%. no 30%. china? 10000%. no 6%. no infinity%. all of europe? 20%. 5% if they give me italy. the penguins are still at 700%. they know what they did.

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