Vatican announces that Pope Francis’s body will be on display “until people get bored of it or he starts to smell, whichever comes first” - ThreadSky

pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 39 days ago

Vatican announces that Pope Francis’s body will be on display “until people get bored of it or he starts to smell, whichever comes first”

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shteev.bsky.social•39 days ago

Pope left lying in a state

mandsd.bsky.social•39 days ago

A welcome distraction from the stench that Trump is causing.

kristorarian.bsky.social•39 days ago

Putriditry loves
Company?

mandsd.bsky.social•39 days ago

We can live in hope!

droseph.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's how they determine sainthood

gloomcookie.bsky.social•39 days ago

It's one way! He could also appear on a bagel and cure a child's cancer, something like that

droseph.bsky.social•39 days ago

On a bagel? Seems antisemitic.

gloomcookie.bsky.social•39 days ago

He liked to interface with other religious communities. He was chill like that. Also lots of people eat bagels!

droseph.bsky.social•39 days ago

That's a relief

picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social•39 days ago

What about a plate of sauerbraten and curing a violinist's gout

gloomcookie.bsky.social•39 days ago

It could happen!

cks490.bsky.social•39 days ago

This would literally not be the first dead Pope on display at St Peter's

yellowagent007.bsky.social•38 days ago

The evil aura of JD Vance was too much to the pope. The stress of the meeting killed him.

justdave1973.bsky.social•38 days ago

itsnotbread.bsky.social•39 days ago

Both are true of trump but they still keep him around.

pissfacekidder.bsky.social•39 days ago

after reading about some of the nasty shit they get up to with pope bodies im not even sure if this is a joke

kristorarian.bsky.social•39 days ago

now that's
Putrid.

cormorant101.bsky.social•38 days ago

Google 'embalming'

jhermann.bsky.social•39 days ago

When the orange menace croaks, they'll have to put up a "smack him goodbye" setup.

benjedwards.com•39 days ago

“Until it starts to levitate”

chrisnl58.bsky.social•38 days ago

NOT FUNNY !

chboar.bsky.social•39 days ago

…or he becomes the second pope to explode

dissenter1957.bsky.social•39 days ago

What the fuck is wrong with you?

hauntedham.bsky.social•39 days ago

Propping up the Pongtif until admission rates crater.

patrickj223.bsky.social•38 days ago

Done taking selfies? Fucking ghouls 🚫☠️🖤🖤🖤

zaratustra.bsky.social•39 days ago

it worked for pius xii, it's basically a tradition now

zenhound.bsky.social•39 days ago

planettitanic.bsky.social•38 days ago

picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social•39 days ago

Cmon guys what's all that incense for if not to prolong the display until everyone's had a chance for a selfie with him

joey68.bsky.social•38 days ago

He's currently on 97 channels, so this could be a photo finish

duolingous.bsky.social•39 days ago

Bold of them to assume either of those will happen anytime soon.

georgemeaney.bsky.social•39 days ago

When Pizzaballa stops puppeteering Francis around Weekend At Bernie’s style, it will be time to end the display.

picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social•39 days ago

They could rig him up like a marionette, call him Popenocchio

smg907.bsky.social•38 days ago

Always wonder when they have a funeral like this “””HOW THEY KEEP THE BODY FROM SMELLING”””???

sk-h.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh, boy. And i liked the last Pope

strappyskinks.com•38 days ago

At this point the popes more likely to resurrect before people stop lining up xD

sociodev.bsky.social•38 days ago

Couldn't they just use perfume if it starts to smell?

jeffersonpilot.org•39 days ago

Popesciutto

swiss.bsky.social•39 days ago

This is a coverup. Old people always smell, they are wording it like this so they can immediately hide the body.

megatronusrex.bsky.social•39 days ago

Let's bring this back for the papal funeral.
https://www.tiktok.com/@captainbeaver1/video/7144214074086182149

fcaiii.bsky.social•39 days ago

The body doesn't rot because they store it in that basilica gel

rebellionista.bsky.social•39 days ago

Maybe they’re waiting for him to be resurrected?

phoenixrussell.bsky.social•39 days ago

Necromancy: the final frontier

strappyskinks.com•38 days ago

Hey if Jesus was all for DEI and this pope is all for DEI then he’s the damn closest analogue to Jesus or Jesus type person so I say resurrect.

Call the Lazarus protocol team. Initiate the secret procedures!

toodreamyvinyl.bsky.social•39 days ago

😂

magat-hater.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤣🤣

nataliehillxx.bsky.social•39 days ago

Whatt??

canisfloofius.bsky.social•38 days ago

"They're saying Coffin Flop's not a show"

rightrightright.bsky.social•39 days ago

You are sick

powerful.crabf.art•39 days ago

Gonna poke it with a stick

ennuisports.bsky.social•39 days ago

At least they’re burying him in his beloved fursuit.

gloomcookie.bsky.social•39 days ago

Incorrupt? Incorrupt pope? Come onnnnn, Francis! Refuse to rot! Leak them magic saint oils!

sordideuphemism.bsky.social•39 days ago

We're past due for Cadaver Synod II: Electric Papal Goo.

gloomcookie.bsky.social•39 days ago

Formosus was still performing miracles when parts of him washed up on the banks of the Tiber!

sordideuphemism.bsky.social•39 days ago

I read that in the lush, resonant tones of the Pythons' "Luxury" sketch. 😂

gloomcookie.bsky.social•39 days ago

LOOKSHYURY

iamapyriteking.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh good, I get to post this again! 😻👍

🎶 "Believe it or not, some saints don't rot
Their bodies don't decay
While most of us just turn to dust
Shortly after we pass away..."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jgdKoSIkDRA