geno.avoids.work
Classical guitarist. Reader. Gamer. INFJ. Ace. Extremely online. "Geno" is my handle, not my actual name.
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Elon: *a psychopathic narcissist reaping the rewards of kissing up to a fellow psychopathic narcissist who has betrayed everyone he has ever met*
Dems: *unable to put 2 and 2 together or grasp irony* What if we got him on our side? 😏
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If this happens, I promise to go to church one time.
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Ah, yes, the perfect opportunity to fill every position with an Emily Murphy.
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It's also Elon doing his favorite rhetorical maneuver, which is to call anyone who is embarrassing him a pedophile.
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curb_your_enthusiasm.mp3
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There is a lot of schadenfreude and laughing going on, but here's what I'm afraid of in what's to come: It gives Trump a little baby war to win against Elon (and immigrants), which props up his strongman bullshit. We're gonna see a "true patriot" spin, and MAGAs will be doing the wave.
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Ghost: TADA!
Penn & Teller: Now show us how you did it.
Ghost: uh..... 👀
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Oh, I get it. Wangs.
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Two high agency males going at it
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"God help us all" --man who also committed atrocities against children but in a different way so it doesn't count
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On one hand: There has never been anything more plausible than Donald being a pedophile and sex offender
On the other hand: This is Elon's favorite rhetorical move of all time. He is the little boy who cried pedophile. He does it to literally anyone who is making him mad lol
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NARCISSIST FIGHT
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Let's go suck his dick and get him to buy OUR election! That sounded pretty good!
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One lesson capitalism never learns is infinite growth is not a thing. People don't want to be subbed to 150 streaming services and they can't play 150 no man's skies in a year. They will check out. There is only so much attention. It's not infinite. You might as well just make real art.
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It seems like we're kinda already in a moment where people are getting fatigued by the QUANTITY and SIZE of games, so I could also see this backfiring when companies inevitably (and they will) flood the space with an overwhelming amount of mediocre AI content.
Good news! We reinvented shovelware!
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I always forget that they used to have identically-shaped heads and both had spikes for hair.
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pawing at the images life wolverine in bed
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Every jury selection is just asking the prospective jurors to spell strawberry. If they can spell strawberry, they can decide whether your nephew dies.
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Yes, I did show her the comic.
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Haven't heard that name in a while. My girlfriend at the time of this comic was a big fan.
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The question is, if we replaced Tycho with a stranger, would Gabe still yell his protest from the shitter? Would he still emerge and berate the stranger? I feel like..... yes.
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It worked for a very famous bear
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I have a coworker who is incapable of writing an email without using the words "respective" and "accordingly" at least once. How I wish it were an exaggeration to say that it's every email, but it is every single email. These are his favorite "smart words".
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In short I feel, however, I am not Dana. I am only Zuul.
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Swayze lifts him from the bottom and then spiderman upside down kisses him from the top
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Chat, what's the verdict on the third panel being erotic
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In my 20s when I lived in BFE, I drove an hour until civilization every morning and an hour home every night. Kinda glad that's over though tbh 😂
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Yeah I dunno either. I live under a rock, I guess. No idea what the drama is this week.
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I'm not getting ON the penis; I'm getting IN the penis!
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"Is that you, Dave?"
Dave: "Dave is dead."
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The one thing penny arcade is most famous for? Publishing articles. It's JSTOR basically.
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media companies can also be stacked like courts
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Well you know how some girls say they love a "himbo" who is like a super attractive guy who is also just a complete dumb idiot? Maybe they find him being an idiot masquerading as a genius to be "cute", like a toddler wearing a towel cape. It's precious! Albeit in a way that kills people.
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Stardew has my all time favorite version of this where you can gift someone some moldy bread you found in their own trash can.
Look, if we're gonna be married some day, I need to warm her up to the idea that some garbage can't be thrown out and in fact won't go away, i.e. me
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There it is. Her first post after waking from the cake coma.
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I know some cats that are gonna get FED
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It is my firm belief that virtually all screenshots of text messages shared online to get a laugh or reaction are fake. They're actually worse than fake. They're puppet shows.
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Private security still obligated to prevent incidents. That's the point of them at most events. If they disregard an incident, they are not doing their job. Even if private and not actual law enforcement, still subject to / liable under the law and so it's wise to enforce with a mind to it.
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Freedom of speech does NOT protect people from getting their asses thrown out for being shitheads, though, so that did happen to him, it looks like.
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Freedom of speech (i.e. the actual law, not the dumb shit idiots claim online) means not only can he not be arrested for wearing a nazi tshirt, it also means the law must protect dudes in nazi tshirts just as it would anyone else. So in terms of enforcement, they are doing their jobs correctly.
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When I start writing tips and guides like this JUST IN CASE anyone I know starts to play, that is when I know I'm in trouble as well.
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Also if you ever make a discord for your twitch, you have to tell me so I can be annoying in it
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That's okay, I almost never post anything 😂 If I do, it's about a game nobody else is playing so I just delete it a day later 😂
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mfw I see a girl goonin and double fistin two root beers
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I hope I can still recognize you. If I don't say hi, don't be mad. You just have to reintroduce yourself as pink alyssa.