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32, Michigan Monster Hunter, Pokemon Trainer, Cook, Driver, Tired Man, Wife Guy
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the real kitchen nightmare is when you take too much benadryl and try to make a sandwich

literally. bluesky being less addicting is a GOOD thing

Oh, and "kill your darlings" is bad advice. Just taking out the lines you really like doesn't make your writing better. The phrase should be "don't let your darlings hold you back". If you end up at a point where a line you like is clashing with the work as a whole, that's when it needs to go

another drawing of a friend's au ra! // #FFXIV #FF14

lulu // #FFX

summer sphene! 🏖️ // #FFXIV #FF14

Democrats are fundamentally misunderstanding the moment: We're not asking them to be *legislators* right now. We need them to be *politicians.* There's nothing to be done about the legislative situation. They're right about that. But there's PLENTY to be done as politicians.

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

Democrats: we want to do bigotry Leftists and trans people: no bigotry Democrats: why do you expect us to be so perfect? This is why Trump won

Congratulations to everyone who put in the hard yards to ensure calling this "white supremacy" - which is exactly and precisely what it is - is completely unacceptable in polite liberal society. You've insulated yourself from the consequences of awkward dinners with your kids though.

untap upkeep updog

queen 👑 #art #persona

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"

they put in the newspaper that he got bitches

There are a lot of things that are bad but I gotta agree with the Helldude here -- the worst part is that it's not *for* anything. These guys have everything they could ever want except love and respect and so now we have to suffer.

where are all the newspaper columnists calling for the cops to violently crack down on CPAC like they do on college kids? go bust some heads and ruin some lives for these scumbags like you do for kids protesting the killing of innocents?

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

in other news, an armed man used an AR-15 in a provocative manner at a local grocery store

weird how this keeps happening over and over and over again yet no one is ever fired or anyone writes corrections or retractions

Yeah I’m into AI: AI’m walking here

I am so sick of this shit. It’s a Sieg Heil. It’s a Nazi salute. Anyone who sees it knows. It’s ridiculous that legal departments presumably won’t let media call it what it is. Bannon made “a provocative gesture that resembled the salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally”? Fuck off.

Note that Bannon and Musk represent opposite sides of the US far right (Traditionalist populism vs technocracy). The fascist salutes aren't coming one faction of the "Conservative" movement, this is now a powerful cross section of its leadership.

when i feel ok about myself that’s delusion. when i feel bad about myself that’s a clear-eyed assessment of reality. this is a sensible way to live

If I had a round puffy baby face like Vance, and I 100% do, I would try to wear pants that don't make me look like a small child.

Elesa

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

GRIMES: Elon I need you to pick up the phone. Our baby’s all fucked up. Our baby looks like the ending of Titane right now I don’t know what the fuck you put in my womb or if this is some shit youve been feeding him but the doctors won’t let me hold him without a Hazmat suit. ELON MUSK: 🤔 Intersting

The thing about everything being as scary as it is right now is that I’m too overwhelmed to even spiral. I just assume someone will let me know which of the five-alarm fires ended up being the most urgent once we are engulfed in flames.

Tough situation. Maybe at some point we can amend the Constitution to provide a specific power Congress can use against an executive who’s unlawfully usurping its authority.

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

Backpfeifengesicht: German term meaning “face in need of a fist”

“No kings” is (unlike a lot of left of center messaging) brief, punchy, and a position that the overwhelming majority of Americans already agree with and invokes their patriotism. Trump has given us a gift here. We should use it.