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Man we should have BEEN moved over here 🤷🏽‍♂️ Fuck Elon All Miami everything - 305/704
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Ok Braun 😂😂😂

Them glutes glutin’

😂

Show me a Tubi movie that was out before Tubi 🤔

How it usually happens for me is that I never plan to, but the smell hits me before I pull out the lot

AND I wash my hands. REGULARLY.

Walking into the potluck like:

Shit will have you seeing stars like the fucking cartoons

RIP Gene Hackman

How tf are there that many OKC fans in BK right now? 😂

This has to be the most “Fine, fuck you then” shit I’ve ever seen

Someone said “rest in preference” 💀

The replies:

So we can’t recreate this? 😩

She hit snooze one too many times on her 15 minutes

Why fix? 😂

Real taco: protein (usually pork when I make them), onions, cilantro and Tapatio Gringo Tacos: hard shell, ground beef, lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese, sour cream, Taco Bell packets

Juror #12 due to your obvious skepticism of any police testimony, you are dismissed

Real shit this is how I feel about vinyl compared to CDs. Like yeah I know a laser is reading data yeah yeah, how the fuck does dragging this needle in a groove produce sound?!?!

Damn somebody gonna die Everybody guessing Foggy 😂

I used to at least jump on once a day to check on a few people but now it’s every few days, if that

🔥🔥🔥

Real news org

Assuming it’s because morality isn’t profitable

The main reaction to that Not Like Us explainer being “Harriet would have shot you” is hilarious

earning that “one of the good ones” title I see

Jury duty 🙄🙄🙄

wtf did that lady do to that beef patty???

Maaaaan I’m fucking hype

Spot by my job has bulgolgi steak fries. They might have to see me this week

Just made a sausage,egg and cheese on a French toast bagel from Costco

You don’t want to see me on Virtua Tennis with Tim Henman

Meal prep. For when you film putting dressing on her salad

Ok so AI might be useful after all 😂😂😂

A1C and B2B all the way down. Never got an A for conduct

Why is KAT back in the game? Dramatic ass

I dibble dabble

Wide stepping to unstick yourself<<<<<

My pops every couple of days on ig 😂😂😂

If he walks on a mistrial we might have to give Hochul some grace 😂😂😂

How wide do her toes spread for you to, you know what nvm I don’t even want to know

The kind closest to my face

Maaaan….