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Man we should have BEEN moved over here 🤷🏽‍♂️ Fuck Elon All Miami everything - 305/704
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First, they helped us getting iPhones to ditch their lightning cable, now this. I would like to live in a first world country one day

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Not sure what I want to defrost for dinner. Freezer is like Arby’s so it’s whatever, just can’t decide

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Crazy how important the right pillow can be. The stack of failed pillows in the corner agrees with me

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Not understanding the newfound concern over Ice Spice’s whereabouts

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One day is the start but focus on sustainability

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Ok Braun 😂😂😂

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Them glutes glutin’

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😂

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Show me a Tubi movie that was out before Tubi 🤔

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How it usually happens for me is that I never plan to, but the smell hits me before I pull out the lot

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AND I wash my hands. REGULARLY.

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Walking into the potluck like:

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Shit will have you seeing stars like the fucking cartoons

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RIP Gene Hackman

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How tf are there that many OKC fans in BK right now? 😂

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This has to be the most “Fine, fuck you then” shit I’ve ever seen

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Someone said “rest in preference” 💀

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The replies:

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So we can’t recreate this? 😩

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She hit snooze one too many times on her 15 minutes

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Why fix? 😂

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Real taco: protein (usually pork when I make them), onions, cilantro and Tapatio Gringo Tacos: hard shell, ground beef, lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese, sour cream, Taco Bell packets

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Juror #12 due to your obvious skepticism of any police testimony, you are dismissed

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Real shit this is how I feel about vinyl compared to CDs. Like yeah I know a laser is reading data yeah yeah, how the fuck does dragging this needle in a groove produce sound?!?!

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Damn somebody gonna die Everybody guessing Foggy 😂

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I used to at least jump on once a day to check on a few people but now it’s every few days, if that

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🔥🔥🔥

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Real news org

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Assuming it’s because morality isn’t profitable

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The main reaction to that Not Like Us explainer being “Harriet would have shot you” is hilarious

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earning that “one of the good ones” title I see

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Jury duty 🙄🙄🙄

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wtf did that lady do to that beef patty???

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Maaaaan I’m fucking hype

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Spot by my job has bulgolgi steak fries. They might have to see me this week

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Just made a sausage,egg and cheese on a French toast bagel from Costco

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You don’t want to see me on Virtua Tennis with Tim Henman

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Meal prep. For when you film putting dressing on her salad

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Ok so AI might be useful after all 😂😂😂

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A1C and B2B all the way down. Never got an A for conduct

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Why is KAT back in the game? Dramatic ass

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I dibble dabble

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Wide stepping to unstick yourself<<<<<

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My pops every couple of days on ig 😂😂😂

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