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i am here cause i’m sitting at a red light. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:af4qsx7wjq2trz3iooynp7a3/feed/aaadju2likbxq
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a little of something for everyone

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

be excited for other peoples accomplishments and you might just accomplish some stuff of your own

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

reconnecting with our roots by watching sixteen and pregnant episodes. awwww i remember people saying that to us. fuckin pricks

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

damnit, typo but the kind that made the post incoherent

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

weed piña coladassssss

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

smoke shops are single-handedly keeping the neon industry alive

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

i always read this as erectile juice

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

it wouldn’t be a family group chat without me hopping in during practice schedule talk to tell my wife and kids i’m eating cat shit in the park

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

astronomers always presenting “proof” of something and it’s a grainy picture of a white blob. bigfoot hunting liars

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

if you see this post a pic from your roll with no explanation

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I deleted my reply that just said “spank me Charlie Brown”

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

some people grow up when they have kids but in my mom’s case it was when she had grandkids. convenient, tbh, but like SERIOUSLY?

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

“yes i read your bio” means they didn’t and they’re going to get weird and pissed in three days when they finally check it and realize im neither single nor monogamous

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

heads up the doctor will laugh if you over-arch it for your prostate exam. i recommend pretending you’re clueless

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

you can’t get prerolls in arkansas because that implies the dispensary is selling you marijuana for the purpose of using it for smoke inhalation lol the cognitive dissonance at the legal level is astounding

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

i’m thirty-three it’s high time i start practicing for my first prostate exam

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

i’m not “fingering” my ass sarah i’m trying to not be caught off my fuckin’ guard when i get my first prostate exam

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

you’re only a stoner if you don’t clean your bong

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

this television program is suggesting sasquatch uses underwater entrances to lava tubes during the day

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i got my nips pierced at SegaCon

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

pfp is me. i’m a khajiit

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i’m thirty-three it’s high time i start practicing for my first prostate exam

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

covering the like count when i show my wife one of my posts. this one really blew up, babe

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i’m not “fingering” my ass sarah i’m trying to not be caught off my fuckin’ guard when i get my first prostate exam

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

THIS OR NOTHING

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

I'm always saying this

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

they’re asking about my weaknesses. what do i say

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

postin mid-hib interview sorry they’re waiting so typos

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m so jealous of my wife’s tolerance. $25 buys her about two hundred drinks and that’s factoring in her tolerance increasing. Which it hasn’t. In four years.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i’d be offended by your accusation i’m “clearly mid-thirties” if it wasn’t so PATENTLY ABSURD

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

everybody born before y2k is legally a millennial now

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It’s gotta be crazy to have been born before 2000. You lived through the late nineteen hundreds AND modern day. Wild af

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

How important are headphones for your ability to function as a neurodivergent person?

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments