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we’re entering the era of the worm again

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i bet the cinematographers who did the angle tricks for LOTR can take crazy good dick pics

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i will never post weiner on main

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i miss my original accounts’ blocklists because those were unhinged. now i’m just a false positive on a few script lists about maga or porn

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is there a printed version of wikipedia available

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istg my gene pool is green, bubbling, and speaks with the voice of a thousand rivers

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thinking about going back to thirty-one for a year while i can still pull it off

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you’d think for a narcissist i’d be able to fuckin spell it but that’s just another little trick to keep my ass logically humble

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Big dick results for micropenis prices!

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a little of something for everyone

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be excited for other peoples accomplishments and you might just accomplish some stuff of your own

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

reconnecting with our roots by watching sixteen and pregnant episodes. awwww i remember people saying that to us. fuckin pricks

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damnit, typo but the kind that made the post incoherent

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weed piña coladassssss

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smoke shops are single-handedly keeping the neon industry alive

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i always read this as erectile juice

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it wouldn’t be a family group chat without me hopping in during practice schedule talk to tell my wife and kids i’m eating cat shit in the park

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astronomers always presenting “proof” of something and it’s a grainy picture of a white blob. bigfoot hunting liars

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if you see this post a pic from your roll with no explanation

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I deleted my reply that just said “spank me Charlie Brown”

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some people grow up when they have kids but in my mom’s case it was when she had grandkids. convenient, tbh, but like SERIOUSLY?

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“yes i read your bio” means they didn’t and they’re going to get weird and pissed in three days when they finally check it and realize im neither single nor monogamous

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heads up the doctor will laugh if you over-arch it for your prostate exam. i recommend pretending you’re clueless

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you can’t get prerolls in arkansas because that implies the dispensary is selling you marijuana for the purpose of using it for smoke inhalation lol the cognitive dissonance at the legal level is astounding

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i’m thirty-three it’s high time i start practicing for my first prostate exam

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i’m not “fingering” my ass sarah i’m trying to not be caught off my fuckin’ guard when i get my first prostate exam

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you’re only a stoner if you don’t clean your bong

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this television program is suggesting sasquatch uses underwater entrances to lava tubes during the day

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i got my nips pierced at SegaCon

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pfp is me. i’m a khajiit

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i’m thirty-three it’s high time i start practicing for my first prostate exam

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covering the like count when i show my wife one of my posts. this one really blew up, babe

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we’re entering the era of the worm again

i bet the cinematographers who did the angle tricks for LOTR can take crazy good dick pics

i will never post weiner on main

i miss my original accounts’ blocklists because those were unhinged. now i’m just a false positive on a few script lists about maga or porn

is there a printed version of wikipedia available

istg my gene pool is green, bubbling, and speaks with the voice of a thousand rivers

thinking about going back to thirty-one for a year while i can still pull it off

you’d think for a narcissist i’d be able to fuckin spell it but that’s just another little trick to keep my ass logically humble

Big dick results for micropenis prices!

a little of something for everyone

be excited for other peoples accomplishments and you might just accomplish some stuff of your own

reconnecting with our roots by watching sixteen and pregnant episodes. awwww i remember people saying that to us. fuckin pricks

damnit, typo but the kind that made the post incoherent

weed piña coladassssss

smoke shops are single-handedly keeping the neon industry alive

i always read this as erectile juice

it wouldn’t be a family group chat without me hopping in during practice schedule talk to tell my wife and kids i’m eating cat shit in the park

astronomers always presenting “proof” of something and it’s a grainy picture of a white blob. bigfoot hunting liars

if you see this post a pic from your roll with no explanation

I deleted my reply that just said “spank me Charlie Brown”

some people grow up when they have kids but in my mom’s case it was when she had grandkids. convenient, tbh, but like SERIOUSLY?

“yes i read your bio” means they didn’t and they’re going to get weird and pissed in three days when they finally check it and realize im neither single nor monogamous

heads up the doctor will laugh if you over-arch it for your prostate exam. i recommend pretending you’re clueless

you can’t get prerolls in arkansas because that implies the dispensary is selling you marijuana for the purpose of using it for smoke inhalation lol the cognitive dissonance at the legal level is astounding

i’m thirty-three it’s high time i start practicing for my first prostate exam

i’m not “fingering” my ass sarah i’m trying to not be caught off my fuckin’ guard when i get my first prostate exam

you’re only a stoner if you don’t clean your bong

this television program is suggesting sasquatch uses underwater entrances to lava tubes during the day

i got my nips pierced at SegaCon

pfp is me. i’m a khajiit

i’m thirty-three it’s high time i start practicing for my first prostate exam

covering the like count when i show my wife one of my posts. this one really blew up, babe

i’m not “fingering” my ass sarah i’m trying to not be caught off my fuckin’ guard when i get my first prostate exam

THIS OR NOTHING

I'm always saying this

they’re asking about my weaknesses. what do i say

postin mid-hib interview sorry they’re waiting so typos