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I'm at Elon Musk's draft party. Before every pick he says the team is going to draft Updog and starts laughing to himself between ketamine hits. He's given vials of sperm to 3 cocktail waitresses. One of his kids is running around with a Glock.

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If there is a god, it’ll be pizza baller. Fingers crossed!

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Carambola was Elephant Walk’s Cambodian-only sister restaurant in Waltham…man I loved that place.

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Those war-fighting warfighters need to look pretty!

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Now he’ll have more time to drive Tesla into the ground.

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In THIS administration we value WARFIGHTERS who WARFIGHT the enemy and if you’re not WARFIGHTING the enemy to DEATH we don’t want you in the DEPARTMENT OF WARFIGHTING, take your “logistics” and “intelligence” BULLSHIT somewhere else this place is for WARFIGHTING WARFIGHTERS WHO WARFIGHT. GRRR!

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Easter was over…maybe she forgot to buy the gifts.

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I always assumed it meant the train had a broken turn signal.

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Why would any law-abiding person be carrying $3,000 cash at a dinner in Washington DC? I earn more than she does and still have some of the $200 I took out of an ATM five months ago in my wallet.

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On the plus side, Hegseth no longer has to pretend he doesn’t drink.

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Elon is hard at work this morning, figuring out how he can buy a Pope.

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So it may come down to whether or not he’s still capable of eating.

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Ah, April 15th. The day those of us who believe in liberal democracy are reminded that we are suckers for paying taxes.

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Can someone please create a bot that posts this screenshot every time that fuckwit posts something?

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They despise elite academic institutions, but they sure as hell want to make sure their kids get into them.

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Lots of people have flushed their political careers down the toilet in all sorts of stupid ways, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone curb-stomp a flushometer quite the way Gretchen Whitmer did.

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Even harder to see a free and fair 2028 election.

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It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane

submitted 14 days ago • 334 comments

“Ideas.”

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They’re not looking for antisemitism; they’re looking for criticism of the Israeli government. Big fucking difference!

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It gives me a bit of pleasure to know that Leavitt, who is 27, will look like she’s 40 by the end of Trump’s term. Lying constantly is terrible for you.

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In two weeks, he’s gone from “everyone is gonna be rich!” to “I would make everyone rich, but poor people just love being poor too much!

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Jesse Watters’ wife: Why are you going to a gay bar again?

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Thank you, Ted Cruz. Go Gators!

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Another 100 years and they’ll be able to afford a house.

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Imagine who she’s worked with before.

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Great news, folks…your retirement savings may be decimated, but the E*trade website still works, so you can take comfort in that!

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Please let Ted Cruz show up Monday in a bunch of UH gear. Go Gators!

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Wild.

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Eddie Vedder Robert Reich John Glenn Barry Bonds Bryan Adams

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Trump supporters, 2016: Look at that jet! Donald Trump is an American success story who'll use his years of business experience to put more money in your pocket! Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?

I'm at Elon Musk's draft party. Before every pick he says the team is going to draft Updog and starts laughing to himself between ketamine hits. He's given vials of sperm to 3 cocktail waitresses. One of his kids is running around with a Glock.

If there is a god, it’ll be pizza baller. Fingers crossed!

Carambola was Elephant Walk’s Cambodian-only sister restaurant in Waltham…man I loved that place.

Those war-fighting warfighters need to look pretty!

Now he’ll have more time to drive Tesla into the ground.

Easter was over…maybe she forgot to buy the gifts.

I always assumed it meant the train had a broken turn signal.

Why would any law-abiding person be carrying $3,000 cash at a dinner in Washington DC? I earn more than she does and still have some of the $200 I took out of an ATM five months ago in my wallet.

On the plus side, Hegseth no longer has to pretend he doesn’t drink.

Elon is hard at work this morning, figuring out how he can buy a Pope.

So it may come down to whether or not he’s still capable of eating.

Ah, April 15th. The day those of us who believe in liberal democracy are reminded that we are suckers for paying taxes.

Can someone please create a bot that posts this screenshot every time that fuckwit posts something?

They despise elite academic institutions, but they sure as hell want to make sure their kids get into them.

Lots of people have flushed their political careers down the toilet in all sorts of stupid ways, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone curb-stomp a flushometer quite the way Gretchen Whitmer did.

Even harder to see a free and fair 2028 election.

It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane

“Ideas.”

They’re not looking for antisemitism; they’re looking for criticism of the Israeli government. Big fucking difference!

It gives me a bit of pleasure to know that Leavitt, who is 27, will look like she’s 40 by the end of Trump’s term. Lying constantly is terrible for you.

In two weeks, he’s gone from “everyone is gonna be rich!” to “I would make everyone rich, but poor people just love being poor too much!

Jesse Watters’ wife: Why are you going to a gay bar again?

Thank you, Ted Cruz. Go Gators!

Another 100 years and they’ll be able to afford a house.

Imagine who she’s worked with before.

Great news, folks…your retirement savings may be decimated, but the E*trade website still works, so you can take comfort in that!

Please let Ted Cruz show up Monday in a bunch of UH gear. Go Gators!

Wild.

Eddie Vedder Robert Reich John Glenn Barry Bonds Bryan Adams

Trump supporters, 2016: Look at that jet! Donald Trump is an American success story who'll use his years of business experience to put more money in your pocket! Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?

This is going to end very badly.

This is what he said to girls at Jeffrey Epstein’s house.