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Like Ke$ha said, “The party don’t start til I click Submit Timesheet”

I see you’re posting your mediocre reruns again

I never know how much vodka to add to my breakfast smoothies.

Pickleball? It’s Cornichon Ball, you uncultured cunt.

I quit cold turkey, and now just stick with oven baked.

just wrote 69 420 on the beach using ocean trash and now the feds want to know my location for being too chill

i follow you. that doesn't mean i'm 𝘪𝘯 follow with you.

I put the lotion in the basket, please respond.

I came, I saw, I cilantro’d

Every time I’ve said “I’m sorry to disturb you,” has been a lie.

I eat my scrambled eggs just like everyone else: with cilantro and ketchup

I see cilantro and poop are on the menu this morning ok

I feel like I never really finish pooping, I just take breaks.

Someone liked my skeet. Hahaha suck it, losers!

Antacids are just acids that can carry 20x their own body weight.

Sipping on my ramen jus as I gaze mysteriously out the window

Someone draw my tapioca pudding bath

You guys did great today. Go ahead and take tomorrow off. You've earned it.

Post Malone is short for his real name, Postcoital Malodorousness.

i bet brain farts feel amazing for brains

I thought rice cakes were just a story made up to scare children

pronouncing 'unstable' like 'constable'

Do you even stick your arm out the window when you're doing 100 down the highway and pretend you're flying or are you a fucking cop?

life is just being under blankets and all the hell times between

Going down to the stuff you put in your face hole store, need anything?

Nobody here should calm their titties.

Gonna wear my irrelevance like a crown

Why is Mary had a little lamb written all in the past tense? Where did it go? WTF did Mary do with her lamb?

what i tell my husband every day:

Welcome to the jungle by guns and roses is my fave song about full bush

I'm beginning to suspect you only like my good posts what's that about?

You know you're old when one of the hairs in your eyebrow decides to leave the band and goes in a different direction.

Embezzle is a beautiful name for a little girl

If you make posts making fun of yourself, people will get mad because they think you’re talking about them

Most gymnastics jokes are floormat jokes.

A minus 30 button on the microwave for when you got over-zealous.

Fact: bears are legally obligated to identify themselves before they maul you.

A Bluesky prom is apropos considering some of the high school mentality around here.