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Amateur foreigner in Germany. Writer and web 1.0 revivalist at germanintegration.com
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If tech bros ran sports the post would be a laser

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Being able to think will be old man strength for those of us who don't fuck with ai

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Worms, pigs, me, worms, probably pigs again. I don't know what this does to the food web but I'm integrated germanintegration.com/mett

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

You used to be able to stand on keyboards. Look what they took from you

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Carney isn't a real person. He's an actor named Mark Moses

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Meat beats meat

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

What does German Shrek call Donkey?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone ever fucked with the flowbee?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If this looks like gibberish, take heart: your brain is fine. I'm just saying, the witch (haxe) at the old forester's house (Union Berlin football stadium) has cursed a major sports game and the ref rigged the game so nobody dies. This is normal. See germanintegration.com

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The Hexe of the Alte Forsterei has woven her magic. Stuttgart v. Union Berlin is absolutely cursed. Drawn at 8 goals on 10 shots and even the ref realizes they're all in grave danger

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

important reminder for people getting into arguments with people who are wrong in my mentions

submitted 36 days ago • 25 comments

"I had to enable a new screen-sharing software. This one was called Loom and its logo was a panopticon." 1. it's like these motherfuckers don't even know what dystopian is 2. All tech logos are indeed buttholes

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

*spreads butter on Reduced Fat Wheat Thins FUCK YOU NABISCO!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I still don't get it but don't let that stop you germanintegration.com/spargel

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like the start of a @themountaingoats.bsky.social song

submitted 48 days ago • 15 comments

Bud Spencer month ended up being a quarter. Please read or they won't let me go back to writing about food germanintegration.com/bud-spencer-...

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

We call it the prostate but whatever

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Pov: taking a shit with the stall door open

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Why did I make this

submitted 58 days ago • 29 comments

English brain: dick man's dick eggs German brain: fat man's fat balls

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I fired this off about Joe Russo a couple of years ago. Dude is anti-art, anti-intellectual and anti-human. And he's somehow become more loathsome.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

Finally someone else says it

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments