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A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CD INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE HOME STEREO EDITION OF GLASSWORKS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START BECOMING MORE MENTALLY ILL ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, PHILIP GLASS. I DO EVERY HARMONIC MODULATION AND I DO EVERY HARMONIC MODULATION HARD

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the zoot suit Samus meme is interesting because Tom & Jerry's Hep Kats (1943) is really the first "metroidvania." The early route into the girl's house is closed off, so Tom has to collect pieces of more powerful gear and then backtrack. I am making this post specifically to piss off 2-3 game devs.

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sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.

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796 - Da Normal Orc

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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

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I reference this a lot and I don't think anyone gets it.

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This idea came to me in the bath.

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since you can only issue court orders about the same illegal thing once, what we're gonna do here is rescind the memo and basically what that does is resets the cycle so we can damage boost past the injunction and save frames. this next section is pretty slow so you can read donations if we have any

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And thats whats up.

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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

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happy 17th anniversary

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be kind to my flintstones

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yelp review for the new tex mex place downtown that used AI for the whole menu: Corn to big. Couldnt even TRY the raw gibs. sense it fell in the damn OCEAN

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Clinton Polycount

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where does the new york times even find these people

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elon slipping tulsi a tear-stained post it note reading "dont come too inauguration tomorrow" as he calls in a last minute adjustment to the Falcon 9 flight plan

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One of the Disco Elysium successor studios has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time (make a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor’s cat in a small village in the Alps.)

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The Forum Boy

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Valve co-founder Gabe Newell confirmed in a sprawling interview that Half Life: Barney will launch exclusively for the Index Pro in Q4 FY2027. The game is described as a "legaprequel" that will "not meaningfully advance the story of Gordon Freeman and his sorry little friends"

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ah hell. ah god dammit,

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Hello

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some folks are reposting their favourite popular tweets here. I'm reposting Human Contrapede, which was never popular

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Now, more than ever, certain stuff is so important. And it's so important to take time to do certain other stuff for yourself

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Bruh stayed in his car and waited in line to vote 😂🤣

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getting shot in the stomach and immediately stumbling towards my medicine cabinet to chug a bottle of pepto bismol

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