gettheorion.bsky.social
The Orion is a fake news site devoted solely to my love of Star Trek. Nothing posted here or the main site www.gettheorion.com is meant to be taken literally. It serves to poke fun at the franchise I love so much.
I also do a ton of fan art. 🖖🏻
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Yeah, that's fair. won't happen again. ... for another few months anyway.
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Weird IS the best. but the good kind of weird. not the republican "prove you don't have a penis" kind of weird.
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just keep sending him this.
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smooth quark just tried to sell me botox.
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girl's gotta have a hobby. 🤷🏼♀️
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thoroughly.
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may I direct your attention to the word "mostly." 🤣
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He's mostly harmless. he just stands in the corner and sighs.
the occasional jayzus.
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more like... when you were a kid and you'd be driving with your dad and he'd JERK the car and swerve to see if you were awake. ... no? just me? still trauma? 🤔😆
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hooray! more neurosis!
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I mean I gotta make sure whoever follows this account knows what they're in for. gotta separate the weak from the weird.
congratulations.
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im the reason I can't have nice things.
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if I may make a request, I'd like a swift demise.
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this is my sleep paralysis demon.
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LOOK. if I had to see it so do you. You bought the ticket, you're on the ride. I dont make the rules. 🤷🏼♀️
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you know... yeah, fair.
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it will haunt you. it does me.
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He looks like if Quark and Jonathan Taylor Thomas had a baby.
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wrinkle that man! put him through the wash, & then the dryer & then put him in a pile that you intend to fold but you dont & you just leave the pile & pull your clothes out as you need them but the pile's in the way & you put the pile on something that you need so you just MOVE the pile for 2 weeks!
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WOW. good for them! 😊💚🖖🏻
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🤣🤣🤣
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Its just so wonderfully descriptive. no bullshit. cuts right to the point. lol 🤣
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LOL right? If I walk into a 4 Guys id better see some discounts. 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣 it's true!
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so happy to have short hair again. its all kinky and wavy and doesnt hold in heat. my ponytail was literally holding in heat. oof. not this summer. no thank you.
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Bones walks by, "Jim? Jim." (picks him up like a toddler) "C'mon. Let's put you to bed."
Kirk, "Note to the gally, Romulan ale is not to be served at diplomatic functions."
Bones, "Yeah, yeah, I doubt that'll last."
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Of course, and thank you. 💚 We don't get anywhere by not discussing it. I was raised to never speak about politics, or religion. My parents were dead set against it, and that's just dumb. feeling like these every day things can't be discussed leads to so many other problems.
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, its not exactly safe for us, but with the state of things I feel like its better to show others they're not alone.
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That sucks. Im sorry you had to deal with that. Thats horrific for your friends are going through it. I remember that my sister wasnt around anymore and we werent allowed to talk about her.
Yup, Im a trans woman married to a cis woman.
Agreed. Ordinarily I wouldn't discuss my gender or anything
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that was in the mid 90s.
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Yep. Its very common. We come from a different time, a less understanding time. Plus, my dad is a monster, it wasnt safe for me. When I was a teen, my step-sister said she wanted to be a guy; my dad said she was possessed by a demon and set her to an insane asylum for 6 months.
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Pelia? 🤔
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who indeed! 😆
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So, Cardassian interrogators are like twitter users? .... yeah, that tracks. 😆
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🤣🤣🤣 nice.
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I had to put a lot of thought into this... lol a lot of terrible things start with "R." 🤣
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Kirk, "Red Alert."
Spock, "Captain, this is your fourth red alert since leaving the mess hall. What seems to be the trouble?"
Kirk, "I can't find my pants."
Spock, "Are you perhaps wearing them?"
Kirk, "... Stand down red alert."
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Aw, thank you! Im glad you think so. 😊💚🖖🏻
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LOL 🤣 if I didnt know the scene, its not wholly out of character for a drunk Kirk to call red alert because he forgot how to walk.