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Hegseth, 15 beers deep, looks like he's telling the cops that's not the woman he harassed. It was actually the woman over there.

Lane Kiffin yoga poses, spoonerisms, the works. www.redcuprebellion.com/2025/6/26/24...

Obviously, she's lying, but instead of crafting a better lie or vague response, the default answer from these goblins is always "I am merely a simple dipshit. How am I to know things?"

CONCACAF After Dark is high on its own supply. -Played 11 minutes of first-half stoppage time -2 El Salvador players got red cards -1 person on the El Salvador bench got a red -Canada missed a PK -Tied 0-0 at half

Aside from the cooked brain idiot, the star of this is Lil' Marco's 1,000-yard stare that he deserves to experience every day for the rest of his life.

The stupidest asshole on the planet.

Biggest takeaways: 1) Everyone in government who deals with him definitely hates him. 2) Monday-Thursday he wears his favorite Waffen-SS uniforms, and Friday-Sunday he goes with his Afrika Korps fatigues for a more relaxed fit.

A great bit would be if the Nobel Prize committee kept telling him that he would get it in about two weeks.

Now is the time for the entire country to become lifelong Coastal Carolina fans.

The expiration date on Stephen A.'s slop was years ago, and now the slop is just going to get more and more rancid.

Carlson forever belongs in whatever toxic dump he lives in now, but his "I just made Ted Cruz look like a stupid asshole" face is a 10/10. No notes.

Saw a brown person not in handcuffs or behind bars.

Jamaica vs. Guatemala at 9 PM on a Monday night. Elite sickos behavior.

Being dragged into an idiotic war with Iran thanks to this racist dipshit getting out of a nuclear deal simply because he hated the black guy who secured the deal.

This latest bit of corruption will be another failure in a long line of failures, but lmao at the endless energy these goblins have for separating the rubes from their money.

Folks, it's the most deranged time of year. That's right, betting on Gold Cup group stage games.

Trump: Bored and can barely stay awake. Hegseth: Solemnly thinking about the 17 beers and bottle of whiskey he'll have later tonight.

Lil' Marco is a lil' bored send post

I helped Jerry Lawler find his golf ball on a course in Memphis.

It is darkly amusing that FIFA, a bunch of money-obsessed, profoundly corrupt goons, is going to lose a huge chunk of ticket revenue for their cash-grab tournament because of an administration filled with even shittier people.

Shout-out to Roger Wicker for carrying water for this grotesque asshole he knew was an incompetent drunk and an abuser of women. This dipshit should fall to his knees every day and thank Wicker for being an empty shell of a person.

Going to relax by getting enraged at the USMNT.

I know she's an idiot and a puppy-killer, and the point of her existence is to feed the rubes their daily dose of fear and rage, but let's not gloss over the part about how stupid she is.

Well, surely Bill Cassidy, a powerful Republican senator, will do something about being made to look like a gullible asshole!

And the big, tall, strong general - right out of central casting - he said to me, with tears in his eyes, thank you, sir. Thank you for treating my troops like shit.

One thing you learn in your very first job is that you do not, under any circumstances, ever want to work for an incompetent dipshit.

Fidel Asstro lookin' ass

Watching LAFC/SKC on TV and a few things: 1) The stadium/field are not on fire 2) Normal soccer game (well, as normal as MLS can be) 3) Anti-ICE and pro-immigrant banners/signs in the supporters' section 4) Need a 300% increase in "Stephen Miller likes to watch" or his wife left him banners/signs

After losing to Alcaraz like that, they should let Sinner go up in the Eiffel Tower and throw rackets off the top until he feels better.

"Où les envoyons-nous, Chuck?" "Galvéston!" "HONHONHONHONHON"

Considering giving it all up to become a majestically tanned, super-in-shape person who wears athleisure wear 24/7 and sits in a professional tennis player's box at matches.

Stephen Miller is so excited he's going to sleep in his favorite Waffen-SS uniform tonight.

In a story about the two dipshits getting mad at each other, shout-out to the WaPo for this brief aside to remind everyone what a loser Ted Cruz is.

The movie title? Fart Touchdown

I am simultaneously depressed and slightly encouraged. Depressed that the depth is no better than it was in 2022, HOWEVER, there are guys in position to have a good year and add to it before next summer. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Feel certain that Mrs. Alito is flying a Trump/Musk house divided flag at home right now

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Think how shitty of a person you have to be to make the president of FIFA look compassionate and concerned about the way people are treated.

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Hawley graduated from Stanford and has a law degree from Yale, but because he's a disingenuous goblin, he will spend the rest of his life pretending to be a dipshit so the rubes keep voting for him.

Ole Miss defensive analyst Tom Thibodeau

Sports are terrible. Never watch. Never care. Eat at Arby's.

It's a miracle that more of the shit-for-brains in this administration haven't been hit by a bus before.

Murray State has 17 hits through 5 1/3 innings. Lmao.