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the worst Sunday Despairies rn wow

You know that if the New York Times is reporting this, then the situation is extremely dire. Palestinians have been saying for months that famine is happening due to Israel’s siege. That is a war crime, Israel is the agent, the US is the sponsor, and American taxpayers are rendered complicit.

oh okay this is probably a depressive episode not just my needing to sleep, let's do some recalculating

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

my kingdom for a qualifying where I'm not worried about Lewis

I knew Max Fried was great, but watching him every fifth game this year, he's even better than I realized. What a stud.

"Trump posted an AI-generated photo of himself dressed as the Pope" it's not just that they're mass murderers it's that they're hateful stupid little 12-year-olds too

I'd really like every baseball article regardless of subject to mention that Aaron Judge is hitting .434

It’s hard to keep up with all the evil stuff this administration is doing, but if I stay online and keep doomscrolling, I just might do it.

oh hey that injury is starting to heal up and scab finally brain: absolutely not go pick at it

the PA extremes today have been the Fetterman article and the coverage of that sweet kid imitating Alvarado and then getting to meet him

the Moist von Lipwig books are so good, I love him, and I will forever be sad that we didn't get a book for like, NFTs or some shit

having to put a “don’t worry, i’m a dumbass” placard on the worst car of all time in order to drive it is insane

Max Fried tho!!!!

🚨🚨EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS. WORLD’s TALLEST DOG MEETS WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG 🚨🚨

this'll probably be a book club pick this year

how mad do you think Jos Verstappen is that his grandkid is a girl

So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects.

this isn't important but I must note that he looks like a new baseball glove that someone is breaking in with glove oil

OOOOOH there's a new New Found Glory single

a new tattoo would fix me short-term like at least 35% but I don't know what I want to get

‘Fetterman went on to make statements that shocked people. In opposing a cease-fire, he said, “Let’s get back to killing.” A person who heard the conversation told me, “He said, ‘Kill them all.’”’