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IQ is a pseudoscience because instead of one number, intelligence is a combination of dozens of D&D style mental stats: Gizmos, Deceit, Math, Empathy, Spider Sense, Puzzles, Booklearnin’, Eloquence, Focus, Mischief, Mysteries, etc.

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I'm playing in a high magic, high intrigue #dungeonsanddragons #dnd campaign in a Fey world. We're going to play to like level 14-16. Im thinking about multiclassing out of my Fey Wanderer Ranger after level 8. Does #Nerdsky have any suggestions?

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My wife and i can snap our fingers significantly better on our left (weak) hands than our right (strong) ones. Anyone have any idea why? Is this like a @hankgreen.bsky.social question?

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I'm the DOGE intern in charge of reading all 2 million email replies so when you say "get twisted, pissboy" after we email you demanding you justify your existence just know it really hurts my feelings

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coming this holiday season

submitted 12 hours ago • 66 comments

If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes they would negotiate down to 1 and pick something they think Republicans would like too

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I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

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I've said this lol. Every president goes to jail, so they have to figure out what crimes they're willing to serve time for. Biden has the lightest sentence of the century since he stepped way off the drone war imo.

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watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”

submitted 1 day ago • 351 comments

I give my wife anxiety because 3 weeks ago i set down a book i was reading and started 2 others and just today picked it up and finished it. I was only 25 pages from the end. Her book club is calling for my head #BookSky

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AP could have been cowardly and rolled over for Trump. “We had to comply or we’d lose [funding/access/privileges]” like so many orgs are doing. It would have been easy for them to say “gulf of America” But it never stops there. They got the memo. Good job AP.

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This is a stunning betrayal by Whitman Walker in DC. You CANNOT jettison the trans community to protect yourself. It’s shameful. I got my name changed at WWH. I have promoted their research. Now they are capitulating to save gay people at trans people’s expense by trying to erase us.

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Me (pretty sure i'm right): Well I could be wrong here but Guy I'm arguing with (never been right in his life): Listen up and maybe you'll learn something you idiot child,

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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

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Guinness says there's no official category but I confirmed my dad’s iPhone had 71 browsers open and 30 were for the Red Robin senior menu.

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For my husband birthday I told him I think catapults are better instruments of siege than trebuchets and will let him explain why I am wrong.

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Mitch McConnll's staffers quietly guiding him to press the yes button on Kash Patel for the FBI then sitting him back down in his comfy chair with a juice and pictures of his grandkids on his phone

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JAMES BOND: i need a fountain pen that dispenses nerve gas and is also a gun Q: typing furiously on keyboard okay you will have it tomorrow morning thanks to Amazon Prime™ Free One Day Delivery™

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Its gotta be neck and neck who thinks about saquon more on the daily, every single eagles fan combined or Danny Heifitz

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gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

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Me posting: "See this story in your next edition of the daily newspaper" Woman commenting two days later: "Did this print yet?"

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all kings are bastards

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If you had a nickel for every plane accident that occurred in 2025 you still couldn’t afford to buy a carton of eggs, but you would have a lot more nickels than you expected.

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Thats real brotherly love

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Keep your friends close. Keep them in a box under your bed. Remember to put food & water in the friend box.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Happy Day of Mourning to the sickos that celebrate.

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Senate Democrats have the power to block federal contracts to Tesla and SpaceX. It’s the path to pushing Musk out of politics.

submitted 5 days ago • 223 comments

I'm really enjoying Horizon: Zero Dawn. The writing is pretty solid

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

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BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream ERNIE: sure bert BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not ERNIE: i said sure bert BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

“Well, he’s been Bigged, but fortunately he already had Benjamin Button Disease so essentially he’s okay.”

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The Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to allow it to fire the head of the Office of Special Counsel, which oversees government whistleblower protections and enforces certain ethics laws.

submitted 6 days ago • 143 comments

There is always something you can do to gum up the works of fascism. A story. Claude Cahun. The queer nonbinary French-Jewish photographer. Nazis conquered France, were training soldiers on Jersey, where Cahun lived w/their partner, Marcel Moore. They did disinfo & morale smashing via Surrealism.

submitted 8 days ago • 38 comments

Why are the topical jokes I wrote 8 years ago relevant again

submitted 26 days ago • 13 comments

This is so antithetical to the English legal tradition that they killed Charles I about it, and then they couped James II

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Dont let the gooey couples diatract you from the reason for the season, St Valentine is the patron saint of beekeepers. Get your lady some tracker jackers

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