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I hate when your watching tv, and you cant hear the sound, because of the loud crunching of eating your own snacks! Just a thought.....🥀

If mascara makes your eyelashes appear plumper and three times longer, shouldn't max factor make condoms? Just a thought......🥀

My favorite yoga pose is the one where I stand upright, watching the class through the window while eating a cheeseburger. Just a thought....🥀

Not to get technical...but according to chemistry -Alcohol is a solution Just a thought....🥀

I do dirty things when I'm home alone. Dishes, Laundry, and Housework. Just a thought....🥀

The news would never be depressing if the gang from Sesame Street reported it. Just a thought....🥀

There's always something to be thankful for. For example, right now, I'm thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. Just a thought....🥀

Some people are, about as useful as closed captioning in a porno. Just a thought....🥀

DeAr PeOpLe WhO tYpE LikE tHiS, ArEn’T yOU tiReD oF PreSsiNG sHiFt? SiNcErLy, AnNoYeD. Just a thought.....🥀

I wanna steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase cuz I think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chasing a donut truck. Just a thought....🥀

Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!.. face it you didn't read that, you sang it. Just a thought....🥀

Glock announced it's newest gun called "The Congressman". It's overpriced, won't work and you can't fire it. Just a thought......🥀

Say no to drugs??? Although,if you're talking to drugs, you may already be on drugs.?.? Just a thought.....🥀

You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example. Just a thought.....🥀

I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x•y+(4÷20)>x-5y[2+9-7] Just a thought......🥀

I do charity work...! I volunteer my opinion just about everyday! Just a thought......🥀

Life has no remote control, get up and change it yourself! Just a thought.....🥀

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done! Just a thought.....🥀

Some of the most poisonous people come disguised as friends and family. Avoiding them is not weakness, it's wisdom. Just a thought.....⚘️

Getting to that age where I have to sleep in a bra so I don't wake up with deodorant on my nipples. Just a thought......🥀

I refuse to go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one. Just a thought....🥀

Pay attention to the people that defend your name when you're not around. They're the realest friends you have. Just a thought......🥀

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.....🥀

When you meet kind people please be good to them. The reason that many people are kind is because the world has been so bad to them that they don't want anyone else to feel the way they did. Just a thought.....🥀

Whoever said "don't cry over spilled milk" clearly hasn't seen the price of food lately!! Just a thought.....🥀

I wonder where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark? Just a thought.....🥀

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, how come snowmen are fat? Just a thought....🥀

Junk (noun) - Something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it! Just a thought.....🥀

In the end, I will remember not the words of my enemies but the silence of my friends. Just a thought......🥀

Be yourself, and don't worry if someone doesn't like you. Most people are struggling to like themselves. Just a thought.....🥀

BEWARE: The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “what’s wrong?" or "im fine" when asked "are you ok?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the bitchfit that’s coming next! Just a thought....🥀

Whenever you feel sad remember, that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”, or pushing a door that says “PULL” then BAMM....SMACK.....into the door and onto the floor! Admit it...I’ve done it! Hahaha Just a thought......🥀

A girl can be your best friend, wife, worst enemy, or worst nightmare. It just depends on how you treat her.....treat her right, and she will be everything you will ever need! Just a thought....🥀

Three reasons to stand up: 1. To get the remote 2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you're the real Slim Shady Just a thought....🥀

As a child, we wanted to grow up, but now we understand that broken toys and lost pencils were much better than broken hearts and lost friends! Just a thought.....🥀

Does anybody else have that friend that you're pretty sure is your soulmate, but in a friend kind of way?!?! Just a thought......🥀

I've forgotten what it's like to have a normal sleeping pattern..." Just a thought....🥀

Theres a lot of people you can live with. But, there is only ONE you can't live without. Just a thought......🥀

What if the hokey pokey is really WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? Just a thought.....🥀

I'm trying to get in the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle opened. Just a thought...🥀

I always wonder why birds stay in the same place, when they can fly anywhere on earth, then i ask myself the same question.... Just a thought.....⚘️

The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “skip ad” button on Facebook and YouTube! Just a thought.....🥀

"A smile doesn’t always mean a person is happy. Sometimes, it simply means they are strong enough to face their problems." Just a thought......🥀

Admit it...At some point in your life, you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out. Just a thought.....🥀

“Never chase friendship, love, affection or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having." Just a thought......🥀

“You treat a disease: you win, you lose. You treat a person, and I guarantee you win; no matter the outcome. It is not how much you do, but how much love you put in the doing.” Mother Theresa Just a thought.......🥀

Behind every girl’s favorite song is an untold story. Just a thought....🥀

Bluesky is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave. Just a thought......🥀

“The worst feeling is pretending you don't care about something or someone, when really it's all you seem to think about." Just a thought.....🥀