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America already has a gulf. It’s called the poverty gap.

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Leaked documents reveal private emails from Donald Trump to Elon Musk, guaranteeing govt funding for manned rocket mission to Gulf of Mexico and subsequent establishment of American colony.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

What are the odds that Trump has just misheard the pronunciation, and he thinks he’s actually claiming the Golf of America?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

This is gonna be perfect for my apocalypse bunker.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Last Christmas is probably the most famous and ever written about organ transplant rejection.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Having a component-has-a-dependency-which-implements-an-autosize-feature-by-measuring-element-size-with-a-document-method-which-then-throws-in-SSR-because-the-component-assumes-its-being-rendered-in-the-browser-unless-you-do-something-clever-in-your-vite-config-file kind of morning.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Narrator: She made this up.

submitted 78 days ago • 3487 comments

It’s been 88 years, and I’ve Got You Under My Skin is still the definitive song about tapeworm.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Kokomo earworm. What the actual fuck, brain?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck me dead, blind, and sideways. With a spoon. This humidity is frankly unacceptable.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

OPEN MY OWN WASABI SACHET, CAN I, MARGE?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

If you enjoy my work, you could consider preordering my upcoming lil horror book. ghoulish.rip/product/fami...

submitted 102 days ago • 3 comments

Alex Cross? He’s fucking furious.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Been walking past this place several times a week for six weeks now. Still misreading its name as “Asscolour”.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I’m eating a sandwich. Happy to say it in front of you lot, but I’d never tell that pack of vicious chairfuckers on Twitter.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a sheep, I’m Merino. Why the hell am I being sheared? I don’t look good sheared. I don’t look good sheared. #FarmyardRadiohead

submitted 500 days ago • 0 comments

Fascinating article about the 2006 Palestinian elections, and the nuanced complexity of electoral systems in general. medium.com/progressme-m...

submitted 502 days ago • 0 comments

This is fucking disgraceful, opportunistic dog-whistling bullshit. This man is a ghoul.

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being one of the two or three richest people in the entire world and still rocking this level of insecurity.

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

A sugar glider is just a formerly fat possum with post-liposuction arms.

submitted 523 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s be real: it’s not just Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Indiana Jones has zero impact on the final outcome in Last Crusade and Kingdom Of The Crystal Skulls as well.

submitted 525 days ago • 1 comment

The guy from sales who kept telling everyone he suffered from premature ejaculation has been ordered to attend additional sensitivity training, which honestly seems like the last thing he needs.

submitted 568 days ago • 4 comments

“National Skills Passport” I see some somebody’s been taking policy development tips from Hollowmen again. ministers.education.gov.au/chalmers/nat...

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

Seems legit.

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