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gilfer.bsky.social
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Delta green looks really good.
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Actual genius.
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Root?
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My Sharona
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This is the only correct answer.
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We too have a coney at the moment.
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He’s like awareness viagra.
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Or added to the US flag
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Service delivery service.
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Reach out and scrape faith.
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Yess!
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I’m think you’ve made that abundantly clear.
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I’m just recycling all my best hits from pre-2015 Twitter.
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Good post. Now I just have to figure out how I can give you 1/10th of a coupon for it.
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Nova Scotia?
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Cat Steven
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He’s also a lost voice in his own spamiverse. Searching his name on Twitter these days just yields endless pages of “Elmo done made the ‘Like’ button do sumfing amaze…like mah twits to see…hur hur hur.” It’s pretty hilarious in a grim, told-you-so kind of way.
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You make a good point I withdraw my statement. No further questions, Your Honour.
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I prefer WD4X
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You could call it Byte Me, though, which would be great!
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Indiana Jones is objectively the most impotent non-satirical action hero in movie history.
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KOTCS Same as raiders - Indy watches as villain is destroyed by own hubris and ignorance. Kate Blanchett takes skull to alien (or interdimensional beings) ship, tries to wield power for herself, fails, is killed.
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*no, I don’t subscribe to the theory that Indy is immortal in all events following Last Crusade, having drunk from the grail.
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Last Crusade. If Indy hadn’t intervened, Nazis would have found the grail, drunk from it and then either: a) perished trying to remove the grail from its resting place b) left without the grail, foregoing it’s power when they crossed the threshold and exited the temple*
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Even Magicpudding was no Magicpudding.
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I’d have called Sharkmobile.