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giraffelstein.bsky.social
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just unlocked your phone's face ID with this corncob

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

every bug you've ever killed is waiting for you in hell

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him dry (I used a water pistol)

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

No shirt, no shoes, no diggity i gotta bag it up

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I hope this pope is cool and lets us do some sins

submitted 35 days ago • 11 comments

in Australia, the ceiling is lava

submitted 79 days ago • 11 comments

never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"

submitted 44 days ago • 16 comments

oh great what now

submitted 50 days ago • 19 comments

If you see this post your favorite Lucifer

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Someone who does a good Putin impersonation, call up the White House and tell him to stop with all the tariffs

submitted 69 days ago • 144 comments

👊🇺🇸🔥📉

submitted 69 days ago • 27 comments

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

submitted 70 days ago • 109 comments

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.

submitted 71 days ago • 558 comments

Giving Trix to rabbits because nothing really matters anymore

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.

submitted 187 days ago • 2 comments

I've printed out thousands of pictures of Rick Astley for the post apocalypse to put into cabinets and cupboards that i've already raided of canned goods

submitted 139 days ago • 21 comments

i’ve seen the lord of the rings trilogy and i’ve played battleship a couple times so appoint me as secretary of defense.

submitted 212 days ago • 532 comments

Nosferatooth: it’s Nosferatu except he’s always biting people

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments