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SecOps Witch 🔮 Lego zealot & Blizzard tragic 🎮 Slave to 7yo terror 👶 Australian based 🦘 Provider of sarcasm & profanity 🤬 she/her ♀️ @[email protected] 👩‍💻 Views ALL MINE 💜 https://linktr.ee/girlgerms
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Slowly coming back out of my mental hole to be a functioning member of society again. Grief (and worse, delayed grief) is WHACKED. Does a number on your head, I tells ya.

Still the best piece of art that has ever been made of me (other than the stuff my kiddo draws, of course!). Highly accurate - down to language (especially), colour, and even the look on my face 😅 Thankyou @mishmashtan.bsky.social for this epic piece that I absolutely still treasure.

I wrote a thing. I think it's important. So that people get a better understanding of what is going on right now. What is actually being said. In English: patricia.no/2025/02/09/d...

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Let's Encrypt is ending the issuance of certificate expiration emails...overall a good idea, but this will trip some people up... #infosec letsencrypt.org/2025/01/22/e...

If it's all a bit much at the moment then there's always this feed of Labradors

It me.

YA THINK?! (Vindication for @girlgerms.wtf at last?) www.forbes.com/sites/daveyw...

Not the start to the new year we wanted. It's with a super heavy heart that we found out this morning that our beautiful little Princess Peach didn't make it through the night. 🌈

Kicking off 2025 the only way I know how to kick off a new year - by ordering all the new Lego sets that release on 1st Jan 🥳 Gotta be some pay off for staying up this late.

Best pie: apple (original and the best!) Best ice cream: hazelnut gelato Best donut: jam filled Best bar: Crowbar, Brisbane (back, baby!) Best cake: white chocolate mud Best other: picanha from any good Brazilian churrascaria (or reverse seared at home by Mr GirlGerms 🤤)

Meet the newest member of the GirlGerms household - Princess Peach 👸🍑🥰 She's a bit of a cutie. Rough start to life, still battling now (FCV is ROUGH!) but she's a little fire cracker. 🧨

First day of leave. Some last minute Christmas shopping (and I think I'm actually done!), dropping off some presents, and receiving some wonderful and much needed good news. Hoping I'll get to get started on Christmas cooking (ALL THE SWEETS!) this afternoon or tomorrow.

Five sleeps until, Christmas, one for each Eye.

Last work day of the year. Brain had officially checked out yesterday, but will try and go through the motions. This will be my brain today....

Who wants free stuff for the holiday season? There's a new free tier for GitHub Copilot

I have literally just been told by a "Presentation Coach" that folks should remove their glasses when recording videos/presenting close to camera because "they create an additional barrier between you and your audience". I have many feelings. 99% of it rage.

Went and got a 'relaxation facial' this afternoon. Was relaxed for all of 15 minutes before being accosted by a chugger; having my kiddo have a meltdown over a) her OSHC incursion not happening, b) losing her barbie, c) not wanting to clean up; having mutliple missed calls BECAUSE I WAS BUSY!

If I see one more whinging post about Ciri... 🤬 She's aged, no one cares if you don't want to bang her anymore. Who gives a fuck if it's not canon. And most importantly, IT WAS ALREADY SET UP TO BE THIS WAY: www.tiktok.com/@gamesdaly/v...

Because what **EVERYONE** wants is to wake up to their glorious pool being a mudpit right before Christmas. 😭 (For those unaware, I'm in Australia, it's middle of summer and our temps are hitting 30-35℃ most days for the next 3 weeks)