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Honestly the best one of these.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 22 hours ago • 276 comments

I took a 100-level coding course in college (1987) just so I could post formatted fanfic.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Today’s episode of White Guys Do Whatever They Want: dude parks on the curb of a busy parking lot through street, reducing traffic to one way. Eating a sandwich while occasionally pausing to flip off everyone justifiably honking @him. There are literally ten parking spots I can see w/o getting up.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

People saying re: NPS/BLM: “What do they think will happen? Public lands and parks don’t manage themselves!!!” …don’t understand that Trump/musk don’t believe in public lands. They want to privatize all of it and drill/mine/log/build on every square mile.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

@dieworkwear.bsky.social your batsignal

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just spitballing here, but putting a quarter million people out of work all at the same time seems bad for the economy, yeah?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 22 days ago • 285 comments

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

submitted 12 days ago • 121 comments

Doge is just a bunch of racist, shitposting incels. Well done, trumpies.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What Donald Trump is allowing Elon Musk and his DOGE team to do is not an audit. It is a coup. This an incredibly dangerous moment—and it is all the more dangerous if people don’t understand what is happening. https://youtu.be/jrE0DOEcbRE

submitted 12 days ago • 58 comments

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submitted 13 days ago • 29 comments

Calling it now (ok LBR someone’s probably already called it): this Kendrick Lamar halftime show wins next year’s Emmy for best live production (or whatever that category is called).

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Philly celebration via police scanner thread, all the LOLs

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Nikes first Superbowl commercial in 27 years. What a way to pop back out 🔥

submitted 13 days ago • 68 comments

KENDRICK JUST NOW

submitted 13 days ago • 80 comments

Self-proclaimed champion of Christianity also being self-proclaimed Sauron is wild.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

strive to live a life where your name doesn't become a very funny acronym in a legislative action

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

Shoulda put money down.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

super bowl ad not even kidding about this, do a super bowl ad about how Elon has your social security number and can shut off your grandma's check at any time

submitted 18 days ago • 162 comments

I dunno #NightAgent. An unchecked shadowy billionaire pulling the strings of a feckless POTUS is a little too on the nose for me.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The Venn diagram of people who think they can back into a parking space at Costco, and the people who actually cannot back into a parking space at Costco, is a single circle.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

If the GOP were serious about getting the government functioning within a reduced budget, they’d have hired a single mother on SNAP w/ three kids working two jobs whose ex has never paid a dime of child support. But instead they gave the reins to a billionaire whose marquee company pays no taxes.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Hey friends- just some totally-not-paranoid advice to go to the social security website and download your personal statement before Leon’s 19-yo dogebros decide to lock/delete it.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Observed several people checking labels closely at our store today. Finally I got curious & asked a customer if she needed help. She said “yes, I’m trying to see if this is from Canada or not.” When I showed her the country of origin on the label, which was indeed Canada, she put six in her cart.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

That’s the FBI done and dusted, I guess.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments