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NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk. What would she say to him? Here was her answer: “Fuck off.”

I’ll repeat that in my first pool duty after Jan. 6 — when I was in the Wh press pool for four years of trump term 1 — I got in trouble with WHCA for sending a bitchy ass pool report including lines like former host of celebrity apprentice and soon to be former president Donald trump, and adding…

went to the vet today and found out at 8 months this guy is only tipping the scales at 14.9lbs

ah, the best kind of right: the one that doesn’t win elections

unleashing social media on the world at large was like inflicting smallpox on immunologically naive peoples. Only psyches scarred over by endless stupid flamewars on usenet or IRC were truly ready for it

matt yglesias furious about the dan bongino news because he wanted to be the first excruciatingly dumbshit podcaster posted to a high level government position

It was “his turn” over AOC

you should have to undergo the severance procedure to use this website

Run for something.

i think an effort to draft AOC as replacement house minority leader could be a fun thing to do

i’m not a labor lawyer by any means so take this advice with a grain of salt but i think federal employees are well within their rights to respond to this email with “get fucked nerd”

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

the biden dead-enders can fuck right off. i'm not a goldfish. i am capable of remembering events that happened more than five seconds ago. we were told there'd be "an epiphany" people who correctly called this out as an absurd notion borne of the thinking of a political relic were waved off

Every liberal "paper of record": maybe the fascists have a point Eater: Know your rights

there is a fundamental contradiction between "home as affordable shelter" and "homes as appreciating assets." in order for the latter to be true, prices must go continually up, which requires some combo of supply restrictions & subsidies, and also tends to produce this:

what is it with the excited mouth breathing these conservative people do over a chainsaw? have they never used a chainsaw? you know they got them at the menards

I think there is a very big problem we have to grapple with which is that the median voter is extraordinarily deluded about the working of the world to the point of complete mental incapacity.

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

he’s too powerful to die. he has the nightly erection data of a dozen sons.

it’s very funny that biden couldn’t/wouldn’t shitcan one terrible trump appointed postmaster general because of The Rules and yet [gestures broadly]

i encourage you to not ascribe elon's behaviour to drugs, but rather to the fact he's a tremendous dipshit

<chanting> low-tax speed-run *clap clap clapclapclap* LOW-TAX SPEED-RUN *clap clap clapclapclap*

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Democratic officeholders will never, ever take a direct action to solve a problem when they can defer it by proposing some sort of Rube Goldberg process that would be less effective even if it worked which it won't

if you think things are insufferably stupid now, just wait for the spacex/boeing merger