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early 20s/she-her/🏳️‍⚧️/🔞 weird kinks/death to america/colossal dork age regressor (8-12) 🪼 🧸 💝 banner is ureshii!! by goreshit
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my hands smell like smoke and i can’t do anything about it or else i risk being arrested for being a poser stoner

stuffiedom where my bear stomps on my private parts and makes me feel good down there

watching family guy meg clips. its not okay that they treat her like that. meg is a friend. meg has gotten me through some tough times. meg is real and she touched me

mlg caillou is proto-hyperpop

bring the neon war home

so Art is fun but there's a limit

(condescendingly) well *im* not going to the world's fair

aawaga boopungoid cranium deefeen ersatz flammico grungrich

The New York Times is a mobile game company that funds a fascist propaganda machine. Wordle is a tool of the oppressors. Stop playing all their games and snuff out their oxygen.

jd vance and joe rogan should duke it out in one of these filled with canola oil. naked.

listening to the beach boys love you again. i can't believe he's gone. fuck :(

RIP Brian Wilson, Shortenin’ Bread’s #1 Fan

i miss him so bad

friday can't come soon enough i need to dress up in that halloween schoolgirl costume, get high, n leak enough precum to fill a pint glass

tgey should make fagbag scented candles

i just had sex with ted cruz. his penis was 4.5 inches long btw

@mcuban.bsky.social this is honestly pretty cool of u. would you put me in the fagbag? would you give me an investment that allows me to manufacture them?

calling animal control on my puppy friend for mauling my teddy bear

i need a 30 year old woman to blow on my belly

its always fun when “violent protest” becomes a discourse du jour and when you look up what that violence entails its guys dragging a dumpster into the road to stop the cops from shooting them in the face with tear gas canisters

a whole coven of witches keeps following me around and magically making me trip and fall and they laugh in my face. they laugh at me.

i’m doing bds against delaware

me

my breasts are small but they’re mine and i’m so happy to see them start to grow. hrt is lifegiving

tapping into my past life as an eccentric pornographer to ensure maximum precum proportions

the way i see it any fictional twink can be interpreted as a butch lesbian, pardner

FUVK ME i just realized i can relisten to the first Spice Girls album

*runs to the window and makes sure nobody is within earshot* i need a perverted lolicon gf who will make me reenact her favorite oneeloli doujinshi with me as the uh. subject

this high isn't even that good but i keep talking about precolonial architecture styles to two people that arent listening

this map is always fun to see bc my fictional ageplay school that the porn i draw (and don't post) is set in is in minnesota despite me having no connection to it

being a lightweight is so fucking stupid why did i just pay my brother a dollar to put on million dollar baby in the car 😭

@mcuban.bsky.social see now this is a great use case for this technology. i urge you to have me on the shark tank so i can give you a firsthand demonstration

We should have elon and trump duke it out in the fag bag