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early 20s/she-her/🏳️‍⚧️/🔞 weird kinks/death to america/colossal dork age regressor (8-12) 🪼 🧸 💝 banner is ureshii!! by goreshit
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a whole coven of witches keeps following me around and magically making me trip and fall and they laugh in my face. they laugh at me.

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i’m doing bds against delaware

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me

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my breasts are small but they’re mine and i’m so happy to see them start to grow. hrt is lifegiving

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tapping into my past life as an eccentric pornographer to ensure maximum precum proportions

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the way i see it any fictional twink can be interpreted as a butch lesbian, pardner

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FUVK ME i just realized i can relisten to the first Spice Girls album

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*runs to the window and makes sure nobody is within earshot* i need a perverted lolicon gf who will make me reenact her favorite oneeloli doujinshi with me as the uh. subject

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

this high isn't even that good but i keep talking about precolonial architecture styles to two people that arent listening

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this map is always fun to see bc my fictional ageplay school that the porn i draw (and don't post) is set in is in minnesota despite me having no connection to it

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being a lightweight is so fucking stupid why did i just pay my brother a dollar to put on million dollar baby in the car 😭

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@mcuban.bsky.social see now this is a great use case for this technology. i urge you to have me on the shark tank so i can give you a firsthand demonstration

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We should have elon and trump duke it out in the fag bag

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PaRappa the Trip Sitter

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put this cookie right in your mouth swipe your tongue like a credit card

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

#catcrumb

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We should normalize anime girl figures peeing ✊✊

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my pee is the color of windex but i honestly don’t give a fucking shit

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i have this awesome idea where i put a banana between my penis and someone’s vagina and we squeeze and rub against it. @mcuban.bsky.social you should look into this!! we can both be billionaires!!!!!

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Intercourse, Pennsylvania Population: 1,815 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

the wednys baconator is adding a new secret ibfredient: big sister slime. if you’re into getting bullied please run as fast as you can to the nearest location NOW!!!!!

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☆ Age ☆ Play ☆

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Free Jaia Cruz.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

woke up feeling like carter pewterschmidt

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omg i completely forgot about the spiro pickle meme, but i’ve been on spiro for about a month and chat… i ate 8 pickle spears today. wtf.

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Jimi Hendrix biopic director says he's making the famously left-handed guitar player right-handed because he is sick of studios "pandering" with "woke nonsense" (Source: tinyurl.com/y6dsfrbz)

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

girl with the surname cox x girl with the surname siemen

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i love my slop. i love my goop. i love my sludge. i love my glop. i love my pulp.

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putting ice agents in a microwave until they become water agents. this is a good idea @democrats.org i have a policy suggestion

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i wanna go to spirit halloween with a little friend and get cute girl costumes and go home and touching our peepees through them

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i wanted to be her sooooo bad when i was a kid

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i hate carts so much the high is never good enough and the taste and sensation r so unpleasant. RN IM BURNIN MY FYCKING NOSEEE!!!!

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