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giumbee.bsky.social
early 20s/she-her/🏳️‍⚧️/🔞 weird kinks/death to america/colossal dork age regressor (8-12) 🪼 🧸 💝 banner is ureshii!! by goreshit
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listening to the beach boys love you again. i can't believe he's gone. fuck :(

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RIP Brian Wilson, Shortenin’ Bread’s #1 Fan

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

i miss him so bad

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friday can't come soon enough i need to dress up in that halloween schoolgirl costume, get high, n leak enough precum to fill a pint glass

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

tgey should make fagbag scented candles

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i just had sex with ted cruz. his penis was 4.5 inches long btw

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@mcuban.bsky.social this is honestly pretty cool of u. would you put me in the fagbag? would you give me an investment that allows me to manufacture them?

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calling animal control on my puppy friend for mauling my teddy bear

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i need a 30 year old woman to blow on my belly

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its always fun when “violent protest” becomes a discourse du jour and when you look up what that violence entails its guys dragging a dumpster into the road to stop the cops from shooting them in the face with tear gas canisters

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

a whole coven of witches keeps following me around and magically making me trip and fall and they laugh in my face. they laugh at me.

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i’m doing bds against delaware

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me

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

my breasts are small but they’re mine and i’m so happy to see them start to grow. hrt is lifegiving

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tapping into my past life as an eccentric pornographer to ensure maximum precum proportions

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the way i see it any fictional twink can be interpreted as a butch lesbian, pardner

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FUVK ME i just realized i can relisten to the first Spice Girls album

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*runs to the window and makes sure nobody is within earshot* i need a perverted lolicon gf who will make me reenact her favorite oneeloli doujinshi with me as the uh. subject

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

this high isn't even that good but i keep talking about precolonial architecture styles to two people that arent listening

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"Don't murder Greta Thunberg and half a dozen other people in cold blood with US made weapons" gets a whopping 11 signatures in the House

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

this map is always fun to see bc my fictional ageplay school that the porn i draw (and don't post) is set in is in minnesota despite me having no connection to it

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being a lightweight is so fucking stupid why did i just pay my brother a dollar to put on million dollar baby in the car 😭

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@mcuban.bsky.social see now this is a great use case for this technology. i urge you to have me on the shark tank so i can give you a firsthand demonstration

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We should have elon and trump duke it out in the fag bag

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

PaRappa the Trip Sitter

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put this cookie right in your mouth swipe your tongue like a credit card

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

#catcrumb

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We should normalize anime girl figures peeing ✊✊

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my pee is the color of windex but i honestly don’t give a fucking shit

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

i have this awesome idea where i put a banana between my penis and someone’s vagina and we squeeze and rub against it. @mcuban.bsky.social you should look into this!! we can both be billionaires!!!!!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Intercourse, Pennsylvania Population: 1,815 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

the wednys baconator is adding a new secret ibfredient: big sister slime. if you’re into getting bullied please run as fast as you can to the nearest location NOW!!!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments