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posting about my psvita and gamedev-related projects and random nerd things porting games at @MaximumEntmt
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

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fuck my stupid baka life

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[talking to a date] I prefer to take things slowly [talking to a new friend] Let’s go off the grid and start a raccoon colony in the mountains

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taxi drivers in vienna have their own cutesy parallel play discord calls 🥹

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oh the intimate social contract of mutual following. you may never speak but you nonverbally vow to be a part of each other's algorithm

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wow my tiktok fyp is crazy

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me: sorry if I’m bothering you surgeon: how do you keep waking up and saying that

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this is what’s left of my soul, Imma just be posting memes

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@chromie.lol I told you I’ll be here waiting, I knew you’d come ^-^

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10 video games to get to know me The Witcher 3 Warcraft 3 Zero Escape Genshin Impact Mortal Kombat 11 Half-Life Black Mirror Nox Assassin’s Creed 2 Clannad

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oh also I have a cat now, look:

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hi platform I'm back, being sick sucks

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listened to “Welcome to the internet” for the first time in a while and cried what does this mean

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