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People being pedantic about the term “american” is so fucking Reddit keep that shit away

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(Trying to impress the blue haired girl who works at the gas station) Five thousand dollars on pump eight, please

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Poopy: Uh-oh, we got another caaallerrrr! 🤣 Throwing up sound effects You're on with Poopy and The Dick on 98.9 Caller: Yeah, my question is for The Dick. You fucking suck, dude. This show is ass. Poopy's alright but you're ass The Dick: Trace the call. Find out who he is

submitted 68 days ago • 13 comments

“Criminals, thugs and judges” is a little concerning

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I am finally caught up on One Piece, this is a greater achievement than my college degree.

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JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

submitted 15 days ago • 69 comments

I would pay up to 65 american dollars for a pokemon game that had classic JRPG 4 people teams fighting at a time

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

My morning has kind of been like a John Wick situation but with emails

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve lost roughly 15 pounds in two ish months and I am proud of me

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Good news but also very upsetting that sending people to concentration camps only gets you a -4 approval rating

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Party that controls the executive branch, judicial branch, legislative branch, administrative state, military, CIA, DHS, FBI, and had the backing of all capital: Trans people on BlueSky run everything

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe JD Vance killed the Pope on Easter. Actually I can easily believe it.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I put on One Piece my cats come and watch it with me.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Xi should negotiable with that trump impersonator I keep seeing on Instagram

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone who is also disgusted with Jk rowling should instead read Discworld and talk to me about Discworld and DM met about Discworld and tell all their friends about Discworld they are good books they are great books go read them

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

submitted 23 days ago • 278 comments

Been living on caffeinated protein shakes while I try to lose weight and it’s giving me juice ass

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I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation

submitted 136 days ago • 37 comments

I only really used 4chan from 2006-2010ish, I had no idea that there was an option to register with an email and also I would never give 4chan my email.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Stinky cats fighting on the bed

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Araki has written stories about betrayal and subterfuge but Shakespeare could never write a story about a cowboy in a wheelchair fighting the president

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up with a cat sleeping on either side of me and I felt like I committed a mortal sin when I finally got out of bed and disturbed them

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

When the market is up it’s good and it’s because trump is smart, when it’s down it’s not his fault and also doesn’t matter and also shut up and also China bad

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you think that's domestic cum you are nutting? guess again bozo, it's all from china

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

NASDAQ is too big, too many numbers, can’t expect us to remember all those numbers. Let’s get it down to some nice single digits, double digits tops, easy to look at easy to learn

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 32 days ago • 79 comments

Every night my black cat jumps on my chest before sticking his ass in my face. Every morning my white and black cat claws me so I feed him. I live in constant torment of my personal demons.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

This is the best poster on BlueSky and you cannot convince me otherwise

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

I have been faded off blunts on a dingy dorm couch swigging warm vodka from a plastic handle and arguing with a LIBERTARIAN about RON PAUL. I have been in the trenches. I have seen the mountaintop.

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

The worse part about the tariff nonsense is that the electorate will 100% forget about this by the next election and start screaming about trans people again.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

submitted 37 days ago • 181 comments

This guy would be so much happier if got hitched to carts when oxen were sick so farmers could still plow their fields but because we are at the end of God’s love I have to see him on TV

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Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"

submitted 37 days ago • 680 comments

China connecting the entire country via high speed rail and revolutionizing EV tech. The US:

submitted 37 days ago • 25 comments