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Stephen Fry: “I’m deeply worried by the darkening shadow that’s going over the world, a shadow that we have to call fascism” Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?” Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power” #bbclaurak

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"The Czech government was using the shortened form as far back as 1993. It wasn’t so much a rebrand as a reminder we’d all been rudely using the wrong name for decades, like we’ve been calling someone Mike when he’s actually named Matt."

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Absolutely

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I've often wondered whether baby deer are left or right handed. Turns out they're bambidextrous.

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"what do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roaming catholic. Thank you very much, I'm here all week. Try the lobster"

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Telly producers. Save time on quiz shows by explaining the rules to the contestants before you go on air. @twoptwips.bsky.social

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It makes me unreasonably angry when a quiz show contestant stands to win like a hundred grand and when asked what they'd spend it on says "oh a big night out" or "I want to buy a fridge." Sort yourself out.

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"what do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roaming catholic. Thank you very much, I'm here all week. Try the lobster"

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I'm guessing Musk's respone to this would be "Cut health insurance for poor people, sacked anyone investigating my own companies, took my kid to a press conference and waved a chainsaw around like a deranged fuckwit."

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

I've often wondered whether baby deer are left or right handed. Turns out they're bambidextrous.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our labrador is at the vets, they've given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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😅😅😅👍

submitted 22 hours ago • 6 comments

A regular reminder that everyone who admires Donald Trump is a twat. Everyone, no exceptions.

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how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?

submitted 42 days ago • 7 comments

The only English pope came from Watford and therefore probably spoke just like Bradley Walsh. Night then.

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This might be an American thing, but she seems like a miserable sack of shit

submitted 2 days ago • 130 comments

What is it with people having porn star names? Why can’t you just use your actual name like porn stars do?

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

A reminder that dogs’ noses look like angry aliens.

submitted 21 hours ago • 10 comments

Your occasional reminder that ducks’ beaks look like dogs’ faces.

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Wealdstone won again, which is nice.

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Every football club has had a player who, according to their fans, was brilliant but was only let go cheaply because he was shagging a team-mate’s/a director’s/the manager’s wife/girlfriend/daughter. It’s football law.

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So the anti-migration so-called priest is moaning that he’s had his American visa cancelled. I guess he didn’t really want what he wanted after all.

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My dad/a bloke with the same name as my dad just scored a try in the rugby.

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My old man's a hat thief He wears a dustman's hat

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Every football club has had a player who, according to their fans, was brilliant but was only let go cheaply because he was shagging a team-mate’s/a director’s/the manager’s wife/girlfriend/daughter. It’s football law.

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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

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If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?

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Don't think I've ever seen a concept as powerful as 'woke'. It terrifies them and drives them crazy, it's like early Christianity

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Michael Young coined the phrase "meritocracy" as satire, and then he fathered Toby Young in case people didn't get the joke.

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Yesterday I referred to someone’s inflammatory markers as being “sky high” in 5 different conversations. By the fifth time I had a little chuckle to myself thinking about Kerry Mucklowe telling each of her mates that her knee was smashed up and it was gonna be like putting a breadstick back together

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Not all heroes wear capes, I say to the superheroes, whose capes I shrunk in my laundromat.

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