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Top three goalies this year by S% for no particular reason at all.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Artist Profile: Kendrick Lamar theonion.com/artist-...

submitted 24 days ago • 24 comments

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

submitted 22 days ago • 30 comments

Getting a point in a game where you allowed two (2) shorthanded penalty shots really puts the "loser" in loser point.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 35 days ago • 50 comments

Easily thermostat fun season of football in my living memory. So proud of this team. So delighted this city finally has football to look forward to. Hail. ❤️💛

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I turned on the Stars game and Roope immediately scored, so... you're welcome, green idiots.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Started the day rushing into work early to do something I've never done to cover for someone, had seven (!) meetings, didn't get tickets to a concert I wanted to see, got home after 8 pm to find my a sink has completely overflowed disgusting brown water all over my kitchen. Solid day. A+. 👍

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I gotta give it to football... snow games absolutely rule.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

HAIL TO THE COMMIES HAIL VICTORY WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED FIGHT FOR OL D.C.

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

With Washington winning tonight, only one NFC team has not made it to the NFC championship in the 21st century: Dallas Cowboys.

submitted 43 days ago • 48 comments

There's nothing more dangerous in the playoffs than a scrappy team with nothing to lose. What an absolute pleasure this team has been. 🥺

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

A live view of me on my couch:

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of football left, but I don't think anyone told the Commamders that they were supposed to just roll over???

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Flipping wildly between Caps and Commies. I'm stressed! I'm excited! I'm scared!! Ahh!!!!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Good doink.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

The narrative of that period from start to end was quite hilarious.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏

submitted 56 days ago • 61 comments

Since one of these went our way, I'm going to take this opportunity to reiterate that I loathe the offside review and wish it weren't a thing.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Wtf was Quick on about there? That wasn't even a little bit GI.

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

Feeling a little under the weather, but I've got a heated blanked, a warm mug of tea and lots of sports to watch. There are worse ways to spend a cold winter day, provided my teams behave.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Lot going on here.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Me, yesterday: I really should get serious about saving up to buy a place. Me, this morning: What if I fucked off to Greece?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I both love Auld Lang Syne and tend to tear up listening it it, so you can imagine what a challenge NYE is for me specifically.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Got a visit from my BFF of 25+ years, and now I'm curled up under my new heated blanket with some tea and hockey on the TV. A perfect rainy Saturday. 🥰

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

For the first time in ages, I'm able to watch my green idiots tonight. Don't embarrass me.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

I've never felt like I need to see one of those "Deserve to Win O'Meter" graphics for a game less.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Jayden Daniels is ✨magic.✨

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Caps... Stars... all my beloved morons...

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

The number of batshit ends to games this team has had this year, I swear to god...

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments